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  Friday, September 19, 2008
Paul Heyman: An Audience of One
This article pretty much how I feel about the state of wrestling right now...

There is going to come a time, and it needs to be sooner rather than later, when the professional wrestling industry realises we've reached that dreaded recurring period in history.

That time when one generation is moving on to other forms of entertainment and a new generation needs to be enticed to sign on and join the "sports entertainment fan" culture.

When the era of the territorial local stars gave way to the Hulkamaniacs, a new generation of fans replaced the older ones.

When the Hulkamaniacs started chasing girls or went off to college, the new era of Attitude and nWo and ECW came into vogue. - Sun UK

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Thursday, September 04, 2008
Walter 'Killer' Kowalski
Walter "Killer" Kowalski, who died on Saturday aged 81, was a self-proclaimed bad boy of professional wrestling, enjoying a notoriety as synthetic as the grimaces, grunts and groans that riveted television audiences across America in the 1950s.

In the sweaty, heaving toils of the wrestling ring, Kowalski – at 6ft 7in and 19½ stone – loomed extremely large as one of its most hated stars, having made his name in 1952 during a bout in Montreal.

After accidentally tearing off the cauliflower ear of his opponent, known as Yukon Eric, Kowalski made a carefully-publicised visit to the vanquished fighter's hospital bed, where Kowalski took one look at his bandaged head and burst out laughing. "I swear, the first thing I thought of was Humpty Dumpty," Kowalski recalled. "Yukon Eric looked at me, shook his head and smiled. I started laughing and he laughed too." - Telegraph UK

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Saturday, November 03, 2007
Moolah



WWE is saddened by the passing of Lillian Ellison, who was known to sports-entertainment fans as Hall of Famer Fabulous Moolah. She passed away last night in Columbia, S.C.

In the world of women's wrestling, there will always be one irrefutable legend that stands head and shoulders above the rest: The Fabulous Moolah. She was the longest reigning champion in the history of her chosen sport, or any sport for that matter. And with more than 50 years in the business to her credit, she established a legacy that will never be forgotten, making her name synonymous with female wrestling. - WWE.com

Man I just re-read her book too - interesting read whether you're a fan of wrestling or not. If you're interested in knowing more about the Fabulous Moolah, check out the documentary Lipstick & Dynamite - she features prominently in the film which covers pretty much the entire history of women's wrestling.

WWE.com has a page devoted to current and former wrestlers memories of Moolah and Slam Wrestling has a pretty interesting career retrospective online as well. Check 'em out.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007
If it bleeds, it leads...

If you follow this blog with any regularity, you'll know I'm a wrestling fan; I've watched wrestling since I was around 12 or 13. The thing about wrestling though is it comes and goes in waves, sometimes the product is spot-on, other times it falls flat. For me personally, it's been in a slump the last few years and as such, I haven't really watched it recently. I still follow it on the internet with a near obsessive regularity, and recently ordered WWE 24/7 On Demand from my cable provider, but as far as the current product, I'm just not digging it right now.

I will say this though, despite - or perhaps because of - the low points of professional wrestling, it is what I believe to be the last true performance art remaining. Sure you could go down to the local art house and pay good money to watch someone smear feces on themselves and call it art, but I'll take a flaming baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire any day.

In case you've missed every media outlet known to man, professional wrestler Chris Benoit apparently murdered his wife and son over the weekend before killing himself.

Pretty fucked up thing to do.

To be honest the first thing that came to my mind when I heard the news was the pair of family killers in Oregon a few years back - a couple guys on a God trip killed thier familes for whatever reason. Of course the first thing that came to every one else's mind was steroids.

Sometimes I think the media prays for these kinds of events to happen. Let's face it, wrestling is a cash cow - they've gotten their share of money from me in the past - and dead wrestlers sell papers; dead wrestlers who kill their families first even more so.

So here we are in day three of the scandal, all the familiar topics have been hashed and rehashed - wrestlers are nothing but ticking time bombs of roid rage, Vince McMahon is the Anti-Christ, the list of wrestlers who died before 45, and the old stand-by, it's all just fake anyway.

I'm in no way going to defend Chris Benoit - he was a terrific wrestler, but it takes a real prick to kill your wife and child, that's beyond inexcusable - but why is it wrestling's fault? Did anyone blame the football for O.J.? I don't see anyone blaming the police for the sick fuck who executed his pregnant lover. Where were the scathing condemnations of the military when Timothy McVeigh decided it was good idea to blow up that building in Oklahoma City? But anytime a wrestler dies, or does something wrong - in this case evil - it's wrestling's fault.

If you listen to the media, it wasn't Chris Benoit that killed his family, it was wrestling. Or to be more specific, wrestling made Chris Benoit take steroids, which made him kill his family; forget that none of this has been verified yet, it's wrestling's fault.

Apparently every person in every other profession has freedom of choice except for professional wrestlers.

As if.

The only person who knows why Chris Benoit did what he did is Chris Benoit. Maybe it would be a better - although far less profitable for the media - idea to look at the bigger picture...Why is there an epidemic of familial murder taking place in America? You've got cops killing their lovers, crazy mothers in Texas offing their children, etc., etc.

Is Vince McMahon responsible for their deaths too?

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Monday, November 14, 2005
Guerrero Dead @ 38
"Eduardo Gory Guerrero, a World Wrestling Entertainment superstar was found dead in his hotel room Sunday in Minneapolis, where he was scheduled to appear that evening in a WWE Supershow. He was 38.
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In February 2004, Guerrero became the second wrestler of Hispanic heritage to be WWE champion (Pedro Morales being the first) when he defeated Brock Lesnar, a former University of Minnesota wrestling standout. Guerrero lost the title four months later." - AP

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
The secret lives of pro wrestlers.
Yesterday The Portland Tribune ran an article on the current whereabouts of Portland wrestlers 'Playboy' Buddy Rose (inventor of the world famous Blow-Away Diet) and Colonel DeBeers. It got me thinking about what is probably the most fascinating aspect of pro wrestling...retirement.

Everybody knows about Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, so we're going to go ahead and skip him.

The former Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake left the squared circle to become Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority fare collector, Ed Leslie. That is until he left his stash of cocaine sitting in his booth, setting off an anthrax scare.

The artist formerly known as The One Man Gang and Akeem the African Dream is now guarding death row prisoners in Louisiana.

Former Killer Bee B. Brian Blair is running for the county commissioner seat in Hillsborough County, Florida. Former WWF champion Bob Backlund tried his hand in politics as well, running for congress in the 1st District of Connecticut and garnering 30% of the vote.

Believe it or not, a large number of pro wrestlers have gone on to join the ministry. 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase tours the country with his Heart of David ministries, and has recently started the WWE (World Wide Electronic Church). 'The Russian Nightmare' Nikita Koloff also has a ministry and frequently makes appearances across the country. Former member of the Four Horseman, Tully Blanchard, has somewhat ironically become a man of the cloth.

Everyone's favorite Eric Draven wannabe, Sting has come out of retirement not to preach the gospel, but to wrestle for it, most notably against the Nine Deadly Sins.

Both Road Warrior Animal and Diamond Dallas Page have found new life as motivational speakers and are available for your church, youth group, or seminar.

For my money, the trump card goes to Mick Foley. As the first professional wrestler to hit number one on the New York Times best seller list with his autobiography Have a Nice Day, Mick has set new standards for life after wrestling. Since leaving wrestling the former Mankind has added a sequel to Have a Nice Day entitled, Foley is Good (And the Real World is Faker Than Pro Wrestling), as well as a novel, Tietam Brown and a children's book.

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Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Pepper Gomez
Pepper Gomez, former professional wrestler and a friend of mine's father, passed away last Thursday at the age of 77.

"Gomez began wrestling professionally in 1953 in Portland and Seattle before arriving nine years later in the Bay Area, where he raised his arms in triumph in venues such as the Cow Palace and the former Oakland Coliseum." Contra Costa Times

I was in a bar last night and the subject of Pepper came up. No fewer than four people unrelated to the conversation jumped in with their own Pepper stories, some they saw for themselves, some they heard from others, all of them told with a smile.

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Monday, April 26, 2004
Sandy Barr's Fleamart

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Friday, March 12, 2004
Let's get ready to ruuumble.
Nothing spices up a slow news day (Madrid, what's a Madrid?) than another steroid/wrestling death article courtesy of that respected purveyor of candy-colored news, the USA Today. The fact that Wrestlemania 20 is on Sunday is surely a coincidence.

Portland gets a nice shout out in the form of former Portland grappler, Raven, and our very own Rowdy Roddy Piper.

"I experienced what we in the profession call the silent scream" of pain, drugs and loneliness, says wrestling legend "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, 49, who has been in the business more than 30 years. "You're in your hotel room. You're banged up, numb and alone. You don't want to go downstairs to the bar or restaurant. The walls are breathing. You don't want to talk. Panic sets in and you start weeping. It's something all of us go through."

Scott "Raven" Levy, 39, says he used steroids and more than 200 pain pills daily before he kicked the habit a few years ago. "It's part of the job," Levy says. "If you want to be a wrestler, you have to be a big guy, and you have to perform in pain. If you choose to do neither, pick another profession." - USA Today

If you ask me, the USA Today missed the boat. They apparently missed an article on Ed "Brutus Beefcake" Leslie from the Boston Herald.

Beefcake - these days Edward Leslie, 46, of Winchester - voluntarily checked into a treatment program Monday, according to a source, after cocaine he admitted was his created an anthrax scare at the MBTA's Downtown Crossing subway station. - Boston Herald

For my money, the Boston Herald article is headlocks and tails above the USA Today. I say that not just as a wrestling fan, but as a fan of really dumb guys. Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

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Monday, May 19, 2003
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The WWE has promised to make Portland a regular stop -- perhaps four times a year -- and Smith said that translates into an economic impact of $15 million based on four shows.-Oregonlive.com

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Friday, April 18, 2003
Pro-Wrestling goes bye-bye
"The new owners of the station cited that pro wrestling doesn't fit the image the station wants." Bear in mind this is a station that carries such culturally relevant shows like Elimidate, Blind Date, and Jerry Springer. All of which make professional wrestling look like a night at the opera. What kind of image are they going for?

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