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  Saturday, August 23, 2008
Bill Clinton

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Never Knowingly....
"I have proudly served this nation and Alaska for over 50 years. My public service began when I served in World War II. It saddens me to learn that these charges have been brought against me. I have never knowingly submitted a false disclosure form required by law as a U.S. Senator." - Ted Stevens

Having grown up in Alaska, I've hated this prick since I first had and understanding of politics. Despite my happy dance in seeing another self-serving blow-hard go down in flames from their own greed, statements like this eat me alive. From now on, whenever confronted with once and future sins, I'm just going to drop, "I've never knowingly committed....."

C'ya Ted.....I just wish this would of happened twenty years earlier.

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Friday, July 18, 2008
Whiner
"It is clear to me that Democrats want to attack me rather than debate Sen. McCain on important economic issues facing the country," Gramm said. - The Hill

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Thursday, July 17, 2008
The Shits
A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush’s years in office by slapping his name on a San Francisco sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot. The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

Supporters say the idea is to commemorate the mess they claim Bush has left behind by actions such as the war in Iraq.

Local Republicans say the plan stinks and they will oppose it. - RGJ/AP

I'm technically a native Californian (09.20.71 - Los Angeles baby), and I work in California. If I smile real nice and bat my eyes, can I vote on this?

Pretty please?

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Obama
This is long, but smokin'. (Via Drudge)

OBAMA SPEECH IN FULL: A MORE PERFECT UNION
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008/ 10:17:53 ET
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

"We the people, in order to form a more perfect union."

Two hundred and twenty one years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America's improbable experiment in democracy. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape tyranny and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence at a Philadelphia convention that lasted through the spring of 1787.

The document they produced was eventually signed but ultimately unfinished. It was stained by this nation's original sin of slavery, a question that divided the colonies and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations.

Of course, the answer to the slavery question was already embedded within our Constitution - a Constitution that had at is very core the ideal of equal citizenship under the law; a Constitution that promised its people liberty, and justice, and a union that could be and should be perfected over time.

And yet words on a parchment would not be enough to deliver slaves from bondage, or provide men and women of every color and creed their full rights and obligations as citizens of the United States. What would be needed were Americans in successive generations who were willing to do their part - through protests and struggle, on the streets and in the courts, through a civil war and civil disobedience and always at great risk - to narrow that gap between the promise of our ideals and the reality of their time.

This was one of the tasks we set forth at the beginning of this campaign - to continue the long march of those who came before us, a march for a more just, more equal, more free, more caring and more prosperous America. I chose to run for the presidency at this moment in history because I believe deeply that we cannot solve the challenges of our time unless we solve them together - unless we perfect our union by understanding that we may have different stories, but we hold common hopes; that we may not look the same and we may not have come from the same place, but we all want to move in the same direction - towards a better future for of children and our grandchildren.

This belief comes from my unyielding faith in the decency and generosity of the American people. But it also comes from my own American story.

I am the son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas. I was raised with the help of a white grandfather who survived a Depression to serve in Patton's Army during World War II and a white grandmother who worked on a bomber assembly line at Fort Leavenworth while he was overseas. I've gone to some of the best schools in America and lived in one of the world's poorest nations. I am married to a black American who carries within her the blood of slaves and slaveowners - an inheritance we pass on to our two precious daughters. I have brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, uncles and cousins, of every race and every hue, scattered across three continents, and for as long as I live, I will never forget that in no other country on Earth is my story even possible.

It's a story that hasn't made me the most conventional candidate. But it is a story that has seared into my genetic makeup the idea that this nation is more than the sum of its parts - that out of many, we are truly one.

Throughout the first year of this campaign, against all predictions to the contrary, we saw how hungry the American people were for this message of unity. Despite the temptation to view my candidacy through a purely racial lens, we won commanding victories in states with some of the whitest populations in the country. In South Carolina, where the Confederate Flag still flies, we built a powerful coalition of African Americans and white Americans.

This is not to say that race has not been an issue in the campaign. At various stages in the campaign, some commentators have deemed me either "too black" or "not black enough." We saw racial tensions bubble to the surface during the week before the South Carolina primary. The press has scoured every exit poll for the latest evidence of racial polarization, not just in terms of white and black, but black and brown as well.

And yet, it has only been in the last couple of weeks that the discussion of race in this campaign has taken a particularly divisive turn.

On one end of the spectrum, we've heard the implication that my candidacy is somehow an exercise in affirmative action; that it's based solely on the desire of wide-eyed liberals to purchase racial reconciliation on the cheap. On the other end, we've heard my former pastor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, use incendiary language to express views that have the potential not only to widen the racial divide, but views that denigrate both the greatness and the goodness of our nation; that rightly offend white and black alike.

I have already condemned, in unequivocal terms, the statements of Reverend Wright that have caused such controversy. For some, nagging questions remain. Did I know him to be an occasionally fierce critic of American domestic and foreign policy? Of course. Did I ever hear him make remarks that could be considered controversial while I sat in church? Yes. Did I strongly disagree with many of his political views? Absolutely - just as I'm sure many of you have heard remarks from your pastors, priests, or rabbis with which you strongly disagreed.

But the remarks that have caused this recent firestorm weren't simply controversial. They weren't simply a religious leader's effort to speak out against perceived injustice. Instead, they expressed a profoundly distorted view of this country - a view that sees white racism as endemic, and that elevates what is wrong with America above all that we know is right with America; a view that sees the conflicts in the Middle East as rooted primarily in the actions of stalwart allies like Israel, instead of emanating from the perverse and hateful ideologies of radical Islam.

As such, Reverend Wright's comments were not only wrong but divisive, divisive at a time when we need unity; racially charged at a time when we need to come together to solve a set of monumental problems - two wars, a terrorist threat, a falling economy, a chronic health care crisis and potentially devastating climate change; problems that are neither black or white or Latino or Asian, but rather problems that confront us all.

Given my background, my politics, and my professed values and ideals, there will no doubt be those for whom my statements of condemnation are not enough. Why associate myself with Reverend Wright in the first place, they may ask? Why not join another church? And I confess that if all that I knew of Reverend Wright were the snippets of those sermons that have run in an endless loop on the television and You Tube, or if Trinity United Church of Christ conformed to the caricatures being peddled by some commentators, there is no doubt that I would react in much the same way.

But the truth is, that isn't all that I know of the man. The man I met more than twenty years ago is a man who helped introduce me to my Christian faith, a man who spoke to me about our obligations to love one another; to care for the sick and lift up the poor. He is a man who served his country as a U.S. Marine; who has studied and lectured at some of the finest universities and seminaries in the country, and who for over thirty years led a church that serves the community by doing God's work here on Earth - by housing the homeless, ministering to the needy, providing day care services and scholarships and prison ministries, and reaching out to those suffering from HIV/AIDS.

In my first book, Dreams From My Father, I described the experience of my first service at Trinity:

"People began to shout, to rise from their seats and clap and cry out, a forceful wind carrying the reverend's voice up into the rafters....And in that single note - hope! - I heard something else; at the foot of that cross, inside the thousands of churches across the city, I imagined the stories of ordinary black people merging with the stories of David and Goliath, Moses and Pharaoh, the Christians in the lion's den, Ezekiel's field of dry bones. Those stories - of survival, and freedom, and hope - became our story, my story; the blood that had spilled was our blood, the tears our tears; until this black church, on this bright day, seemed once more a vessel carrying the story of a people into future generations and into a larger world. Our trials and triumphs became at once unique and universal, black and more than black; in chronicling our journey, the stories and songs gave us a means to reclaim memories that we didn't need to feel shame about...memories that all people might study and cherish - and with which we could start to rebuild."

That has been my experience at Trinity. Like other predominantly black churches across the country, Trinity embodies the black community in its entirety - the doctor and the welfare mom, the model student and the former gang-banger. Like other black churches, Trinity's services are full of raucous laughter and sometimes bawdy humor. They are full of dancing, clapping, screaming and shouting that may seem jarring to the untrained ear. The church contains in full the kindness and cruelty, the fierce intelligence and the shocking ignorance, the struggles and successes, the love and yes, the bitterness and bias that make up the black experience in America.

And this helps explain, perhaps, my relationship with Reverend Wright. As imperfect as he may be, he has been like family to me. He strengthened my faith, officiated my wedding, and baptized my children. Not once in my conversations with him have I heard him talk about any ethnic group in derogatory terms, or treat whites with whom he interacted with anything but courtesy and respect. He contains within him the contradictions - the good and the bad - of the community that he has served diligently for so many years.

I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother - a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.

These people are a part of me. And they are a part of America, this country that I love.

Some will see this as an attempt to justify or excuse comments that are simply inexcusable. I can assure you it is not. I suppose the politically safe thing would be to move on from this episode and just hope that it fades into the woodwork. We can dismiss Reverend Wright as a crank or a demagogue, just as some have dismissed Geraldine Ferraro, in the aftermath of her recent statements, as harboring some deep-seated racial bias.

But race is an issue that I believe this nation cannot afford to ignore right now. We would be making the same mistake that Reverend Wright made in his offending sermons about America - to simplify and stereotype and amplify the negative to the point that it distorts reality.

The fact is that the comments that have been made and the issues that have surfaced over the last few weeks reflect the complexities of race in this country that we've never really worked through - a part of our union that we have yet to perfect. And if we walk away now, if we simply retreat into our respective corners, we will never be able to come together and solve challenges like health care, or education, or the need to find good jobs for every American.

Understanding this reality requires a reminder of how we arrived at this point. As William Faulkner once wrote, "The past isn't dead and buried. In fact, it isn't even past." We do not need to recite here the history of racial injustice in this country. But we do need to remind ourselves that so many of the disparities that exist in the African-American community today can be directly traced to inequalities passed on from an earlier generation that suffered under the brutal legacy of slavery and Jim Crow.

Segregated schools were, and are, inferior schools; we still haven't fixed them, fifty years after Brown v. Board of Education, and the inferior education they provided, then and now, helps explain the pervasive achievement gap between today's black and white students.

Legalized discrimination - where blacks were prevented, often through violence, from owning property, or loans were not granted to African-American business owners, or black homeowners could not access FHA mortgages, or blacks were excluded from unions, or the police force, or fire departments - meant that black families could not amass any meaningful wealth to bequeath to future generations. That history helps explain the wealth and income gap between black and white, and the concentrated pockets of poverty that persists in so many of today's urban and rural communities.

A lack of economic opportunity among black men, and the shame and frustration that came from not being able to provide for one's family, contributed to the erosion of black families - a problem that welfare policies for many years may have worsened. And the lack of basic services in so many urban black neighborhoods - parks for kids to play in, police walking the beat, regular garbage pick-up and building code enforcement - all helped create a cycle of violence, blight and neglect that continue to haunt us.

This is the reality in which Reverend Wright and other African-Americans of his generation grew up. They came of age in the late fifties and early sixties, a time when segregation was still the law of the land and opportunity was systematically constricted. What's remarkable is not how many failed in the face of discrimination, but rather how many men and women overcame the odds; how many were able to make a way out of no way for those like me who would come after them.

But for all those who scratched and clawed their way to get a piece of the American Dream, there were many who didn't make it - those who were ultimately defeated, in one way or another, by discrimination. That legacy of defeat was passed on to future generations - those young men and increasingly young women who we see standing on street corners or languishing in our prisons, without hope or prospects for the future. Even for those blacks who did make it, questions of race, and racism, continue to define their worldview in fundamental ways. For the men and women of Reverend Wright's generation, the memories of humiliation and doubt and fear have not gone away; nor has the anger and the bitterness of those years. That anger may not get expressed in public, in front of white co-workers or white friends. But it does find voice in the barbershop or around the kitchen table. At times, that anger is exploited by politicians, to gin up votes along racial lines, or to make up for a politician's own failings.

And occasionally it finds voice in the church on Sunday morning, in the pulpit and in the pews. The fact that so many people are surprised to hear that anger in some of Reverend Wright's sermons simply reminds us of the old truism that the most segregated hour in American life occurs on Sunday morning. That anger is not always productive; indeed, all too often it distracts attention from solving real problems; it keeps us from squarely facing our own complicity in our condition, and prevents the African-American community from forging the alliances it needs to bring about real change. But the anger is real; it is powerful; and to simply wish it away, to condemn it without understanding its roots, only serves to widen the chasm of misunderstanding that exists between the races.

In fact, a similar anger exists within segments of the white community. Most working- and middle-class white Americans don't feel that they have been particularly privileged by their race. Their experience is the immigrant experience - as far as they're concerned, no one's handed them anything, they've built it from scratch. They've worked hard all their lives, many times only to see their jobs shipped overseas or their pension dumped after a lifetime of labor. They are anxious about their futures, and feel their dreams slipping away; in an era of stagnant wages and global competition, opportunity comes to be seen as a zero sum game, in which your dreams come at my expense. So when they are told to bus their children to a school across town; when they hear that an African American is getting an advantage in landing a good job or a spot in a good college because of an injustice that they themselves never committed; when they're told that their fears about crime in urban neighborhoods are somehow prejudiced, resentment builds over time.

Like the anger within the black community, these resentments aren't always expressed in polite company. But they have helped shape the political landscape for at least a generation. Anger over welfare and affirmative action helped forge the Reagan Coalition. Politicians routinely exploited fears of crime for their own electoral ends. Talk show hosts and conservative commentators built entire careers unmasking bogus claims of racism while dismissing legitimate discussions of racial injustice and inequality as mere political correctness or reverse racism.

Just as black anger often proved counterproductive, so have these white resentments distracted attention from the real culprits of the middle class squeeze - a corporate culture rife with inside dealing, questionable accounting practices, and short-term greed; a Washington dominated by lobbyists and special interests; economic policies that favor the few over the many. And yet, to wish away the resentments of white Americans, to label them as misguided or even racist, without recognizing they are grounded in legitimate concerns - this too widens the racial divide, and blocks the path to understanding.

This is where we are right now. It's a racial stalemate we've been stuck in for years. Contrary to the claims of some of my critics, black and white, I have never been so naive as to believe that we can get beyond our racial divisions in a single election cycle, or with a single candidacy - particularly a candidacy as imperfect as my own.

But I have asserted a firm conviction - a conviction rooted in my faith in God and my faith in the American people - that working together we can move beyond some of our old racial wounds, and that in fact we have no choice is we are to continue on the path of a more perfect union.

For the African-American community, that path means embracing the burdens of our past without becoming victims of our past. It means continuing to insist on a full measure of justice in every aspect of American life. But it also means binding our particular grievances - for better health care, and better schools, and better jobs - to the larger aspirations of all Americans -- the white woman struggling to break the glass ceiling, the white man whose been laid off, the immigrant trying to feed his family. And it means taking full responsibility for own lives - by demanding more from our fathers, and spending more time with our children, and reading to them, and teaching them that while they may face challenges and discrimination in their own lives, they must never succumb to despair or cynicism; they must always believe that they can write their own destiny.

Ironically, this quintessentially American - and yes, conservative - notion of self-help found frequent expression in Reverend Wright's sermons. But what my former pastor too often failed to understand is that embarking on a program of self-help also requires a belief that society can change.

The profound mistake of Reverend Wright's sermons is not that he spoke about racism in our society. It's that he spoke as if our society was static; as if no progress has been made; as if this country - a country that has made it possible for one of his own members to run for the highest office in the land and build a coalition of white and black; Latino and Asian, rich and poor, young and old -- is still irrevocably bound to a tragic past. But what we know -- what we have seen - is that America can change. That is true genius of this nation. What we have already achieved gives us hope - the audacity to hope - for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

In the white community, the path to a more perfect union means acknowledging that what ails the African-American community does not just exist in the minds of black people; that the legacy of discrimination - and current incidents of discrimination, while less overt than in the past - are real and must be addressed. Not just with words, but with deeds - by investing in our schools and our communities; by enforcing our civil rights laws and ensuring fairness in our criminal justice system; by providing this generation with ladders of opportunity that were unavailable for previous generations. It requires all Americans to realize that your dreams do not have to come at the expense of my dreams; that investing in the health, welfare, and education of black and brown and white children will ultimately help all of America prosper.

In the end, then, what is called for is nothing more, and nothing less, than what all the world's great religions demand - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. Let us be our brother's keeper, Scripture tells us. Let us be our sister's keeper. Let us find that common stake we all have in one another, and let our politics reflect that spirit as well.

For we have a choice in this country. We can accept a politics that breeds division, and conflict, and cynicism. We can tackle race only as spectacle - as we did in the OJ trial - or in the wake of tragedy, as we did in the aftermath of Katrina - or as fodder for the nightly news. We can play Reverend Wright's sermons on every channel, every day and talk about them from now until the election, and make the only question in this campaign whether or not the American people think that I somehow believe or sympathize with his most offensive words. We can pounce on some gaffe by a Hillary supporter as evidence that she's playing the race card, or we can speculate on whether white men will all flock to John McCain in the general election regardless of his policies.
We can do that.

But if we do, I can tell you that in the next election, we'll be talking about some other distraction. And then another one. And then another one. And nothing will change.

That is one option. Or, at this moment, in this election, we can come together and say, "Not this time." This time we want to talk about the crumbling schools that are stealing the future of black children and white children and Asian children and Hispanic children and Native American children. This time we want to reject the cynicism that tells us that these kids can't learn; that those kids who don't look like us are somebody else's problem. The children of America are not those kids, they are our kids, and we will not let them fall behind in a 21st century economy. Not this time.

This time we want to talk about how the lines in the Emergency Room are filled with whites and blacks and Hispanics who do not have health care; who don't have the power on their own to overcome the special interests in Washington, but who can take them on if we do it together.

This time we want to talk about the shuttered mills that once provided a decent life for men and women of every race, and the homes for sale that once belonged to Americans from every religion, every region, every walk of life. This time we want to talk about the fact that the real problem is not that someone who doesn't look like you might take your job; it's that the corporation you work for will ship it overseas for nothing more than a profit.

This time we want to talk about the men and women of every color and creed who serve together, and fight together, and bleed together under the same proud flag. We want to talk about how to bring them home from a war that never should've been authorized and never should've been waged, and we want to talk about how we'll show our patriotism by caring for them, and their families, and giving them the benefits they have earned.

I would not be running for President if I didn't believe with all my heart that this is what the vast majority of Americans want for this country. This union may never be perfect, but generation after generation has shown that it can always be perfected. And today, whenever I find myself feeling doubtful or cynical about this possibility, what gives me the most hope is the next generation - the young people whose attitudes and beliefs and openness to change have already made history in this election.

There is one story in particularly that I'd like to leave you with today - a story I told when I had the great honor of speaking on Dr. King's birthday at his home church, Ebenezer Baptist, in Atlanta.

There is a young, twenty-three year old white woman named Ashley Baia who organized for our campaign in Florence, South Carolina. She had been working to organize a mostly African-American community since the beginning of this campaign, and one day she was at a roundtable discussion where everyone went around telling their story and why they were there.

And Ashley said that when she was nine years old, her mother got cancer. And because she had to miss days of work, she was let go and lost her health care. They had to file for bankruptcy, and that’s when Ashley decided that she had to do something to help her mom.

She knew that food was one of their most expensive costs, and so Ashley convinced her mother that what she really liked and really wanted to eat more than anything else was mustard and relish sandwiches. Because that was the cheapest way to eat.

She did this for a year until her mom got better, and she told everyone at the roundtable that the reason she joined our campaign was so that she could help the millions of other children in the country who want and need to help their parents too.

Now Ashley might have made a different choice. Perhaps somebody told her along the way that the source of her mother's problems were blacks who were on welfare and too lazy to work, or Hispanics who were coming into the country illegally. But she didn't. She sought out allies in her fight against injustice.

Anyway, Ashley finishes her story and then goes around the room and asks everyone else why they're supporting the campaign. They all have different stories and reasons. Many bring up a specific issue. And finally they come to this elderly black man who's been sitting there quietly the entire time. And Ashley asks him why he's there. And he does not bring up a specific issue. He does not say health care or the economy. He does not say education or the war. He does not say that he was there because of Barack Obama. He simply says to everyone in the room, "I am here because of Ashley."

"I"m here because of Ashley." By itself, that single moment of recognition between that young white girl and that old black man is not enough. It is not enough to give health care to the sick, or jobs to the jobless, or education to our children.

But it is where we start. It is where our union grows stronger. And as so many generations have come to realize over the course of the two-hundred and twenty one years since a band of patriots signed that document in Philadelphia, that is where the perfection begins.

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Saturday, March 08, 2008
Yes We Can



As much as I despise the Black-Eyed Peas, I'm digging this mix.

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Sunday, February 03, 2008
Sorry Hillary, I tried, I really did...


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Monday, September 17, 2007
Why I love Bill Maher
"Senator Clinton, all the senators here, except Senator Obama, voted for the Iraq Resolution in 2002," began Maher, "saying that their decision was based on intelligence that they believed to be accurate at the time. In other words, George Bush fooled you. Why should Americans vote for someone who can be fooled by George Bush?" - Yahoo

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Monday, July 02, 2007
Joke of the Day
"They argue, correctly, that our entire system of justice relies on people telling the truth. And if a person does not tell the truth, particularly if he serves in government and holds the public trust, he must be held accountable." - Bush

Now you'll excuse me while I go vomit.

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Monday, May 14, 2007
More Black...
Here's an interview with Lewis Black from The Progressive, worth a read.

"The overall theme for me is social satire because my setup is information. I start with the person making a dopey statement like former Senator Rick Santorum saying that gay marriage and homosexuality are a threat to the American family. Then I tell the real story: How is this a threat to the American people? It's a prejudice to believe that. It's the same thing as remarks about Jews drinking the blood of Christian babies during Passover."

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Monday, April 02, 2007
Politica - Giuliani
Rudolph Giuliani - political hero of 9/11, cleaned up New York, etc., etc.
Rudolph Giuliani - married his cousin, wears drag, has a "weirdness factor."

I'm all for someone riding the freak ticket straight to the White House, but I just don't see it happening with Giuliani. Sure, he proved himself handy in a crisis during 9/11, but considering the only person we can really compare Giuliani's actions to was reading a children's book at the time, it's hard not to look good. I'm not saying he didn't handle himself admirably, he did, just consider the competition.

Still, Giuliani is crazier than a shithouse hen.

When your own people are concerned about your "weirdness factor," then perhaps a trip to the Oval Office shouldn't be in your cards. Granted, marrying your second cousin is sure to lock in the Southern vote (I kid, I love the South), divorcing your kin and going on to two more marriages may not go over so well with the more staunch conservatives.

Then there are the affairs and we know how much the holier-than-thou ninnies on the right hate affairs - Newt Gingrich, Bob Livingston, Henry Hyde, etc., etc. Or do they just hate affairs when it's a Democrat? Maybe we should ask Mark Foley.

Seriously though, I could give a rat's ass who a politician is or isn't sleeping with so long as they aren't sleeping on the job. What you do in your bedroom is of no concern of mine, even when I'm paying your rent. Still, I'm looking forward to seeing what the talking heads who made a cottage industry out of raking Clinton over the coals for his indiscretions have to say if Rudy or The Gingrich that Stole Christmas gets the ticket.

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Advising your wife of your intention to divorce via press conference? Classy. If only Gingrich would have thought of that before stopping by the hospital to serve his wife.

If you watch Real Time with Bill Maher, you've no doubt seen the seemingly endless supply of photographs of Giuliani in drag. I've been known to wear a dress or two in my time, but I don't have any intention of running for office. It seems to me that the same people who were hostile to me wearing a dress, are the very same people whose vote Giuliani needs. Courting the Republican faithful with rouge might not be your best but. Then again, it worked for Reagan.

Add it all up and I don't see Giuliani as president, however I think he'd be a pretty strong contender for vice-president. If Giuliani takes the secondary role, his "weirdness factor" is likely to follow. As a vice-president candidate he could be positioned as a hero of 9/11 rather than a cross-dressing weirdo with a penchant for relatives.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Politica - Richardson
I like Bill Richardson. I agree with him on a lot of the issues, in contrast to our current president, he appears to be a reasonably intelligent man, and he seems to actually care about the people - he's certainly comes off more sincere than, say, Hillary or W. Given the opportunity, I'd be glad to vote for him.

That being said, Richardson doesn't have a chance in hell of winning.

When polled, the American voter will proudly proclaim they are ready and able to vote for a minority candidate. When Election Day rolls around, what they say and what they do are often two separate entities. Although considering the current crop of candidates, race may not play as big a factor as the past. Unless Gore throws his hat into the race, odds are we're going to get a minority candidate come November '08. Are we long overdue for a female/black/Hispanic/gay/etc. candidate? Of course. Do I have any faith in the American public to actually go out and vote for said candidate? No.

Then there's the whole was he or wasn't he the leak in the Wen Ho Lee situation. Ultimately a non-issue, but non-issues are the bread and butter of any good campaign. If Richardson advances any further, expect to hear about this one screaming from every angle.

Racism and Wen Ho Lee will play a factor in this campaign, you can bet your bottom dollar on it, but that's not what will keep Richardson from the oval office. A couple elections ago, that would have been more than enough ammo to sink his candidacy. Above fear of their fellow man, above true political controversies, there's nothing the American voter loves more than a politician sticking their foot in their mouth. Clinton's, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman," virtually everything W has said, Kerry's botched jokes, etc.

Enter Richardson's baseball career.

"After being notified of the situation and after researching the matter... I came to the conclusion that I was not drafted by the A's."

That has to be my all-time favorite quote by a politician, outclassing all the Bushisms combined. What was this cat smoking and where can I get my hands on some of it? After some careful research into my own private life, I've come to the conclusion that not only was I not the inspiration for the hit television series Doogie Howser MD, but I had nothing to do with the events leading up to WWII.

So long, it's been good to know ya Bill.

(BTW, Salon has a great article on Richardson from back in '05. Check it out.)

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Slimey as a Newt
"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who is considering whether to run for president, said on Tuesday the personal lives of White House hopefuls shouldn't become an issue in the 2008 campaign." - AccessNorthGA.com

Oh, fuck off Newt.

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Friday, March 16, 2007
Politica - Hillary
I've never really understood the backlash against Hillary Clinton. As for her alleged crimes against American morality (Wikipedia - Hillary Rodham Clinton Controversies), none of them strike me as all that horrid. She seems to me like every other 60's liberal who later became a yuppie, who later turned into a politician - nothing all that radical, or even new there. My personal opinion is the whole thing boils down to an inferiority complex held by her critics. Nothing shrinks a frightened man's penis quicker than an intelligent woman in power.

Is she ambitious? Yep. Is she an opportunist? She's a politician; it comes with the job description. Is she too smart for her own good? Probably. Will she go toe-to-toe with anyone? You bet.

Call me crazy, but I consider those good qualities when it comes to the President of the United States. What's the alternative? A simple-minded slacker who lets others do the fighting for them?

In other words, exactly what we have now.

Look, I'm naturally distrustful of politicians, and Hillary is most certainly a politician - a rather sublime one at that - ergo, I don't trust Hillary. However, until they institute a draft for the presidency, we don't have more than a handful of options on Election Day.

Aside from my natural allergy to the politically-inclined, I dig Hillary. I think she's got some good ideas and, like McCain, I find myself agreeing with her more often than not. Plus, anyone with the ability to get the right's panties in a wad the way Hillary does is okay in my book. I think her weaving around her role in the current clusterfuck that is Iraq is a little on the skeevy side, but she's a politician. That's what politicians do.

Out of the current roster of Democratic hopefuls, she probably has the best chance of getting nominated - and the thought of a McCain/Clinton showdown in '08 makes me salivate. It's just a matter of a) Can America accept a female president? b) Is Hillary too polarizing for the role? c) Can the country withstand another 4-8 years of lame Clinton jokes from Rush Limbaugh?

Whether or not Americans can accept a female president, we're long overdue for someone, anyone, outside the traditional white Anglo-Saxon male stereotype - be it female, someone of color, whatever.

After two terms of Bush and all the shit that's gone down in the interim, the country is already polarized to the point that, short of another attack or Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, and Bono holding a press conference to advise everyone to just chill the fuck out, this country isn't reconciling anytime soon.

Other than a few minor issues here and there, only one thing truly disturbs me regarding Hillary potentially becoming president. It was an off-hand remark on some talk show I watched a couple weeks back. The speaker was talking about American dynasties and started laying out the numbers:

  • George H.W. Bush - 8 years as Vice-President, 4 years as President.
  • Bill Clinton - 8 years as President.
  • George W. "Funky Monkey" Bush - 8 Years of President.

Add those up and you have 28 years of Bush/Clinton in office, 20 of those as President of the United States. Hillary as president has the potential to change those figures to 36/28.

Maybe it is time to end the cycle. Either that, or just declare a monarchy.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007
Politica - McCain

Had John McCain secured the Republican presidential nomination in 2000, I would have voted for him over Al Gore in a heartbeat - breaking an all-Democratic voting streak. Bear in mind Al Gore in 2000 is not the same man he is today. (It's been said many times that the Al Gore of today possibly ate the Al Gore of yesteryear, but that's another story for another time.) The Al Gore of 2000 was still winding his way down the yellow brick road hoping to secure a set of testicles. Unfortunately for us, he never made it to Oz. While Al was busy doing all he could to distance himself from Bill Clinton (probably the single most idiotic move of the entire campaign), a gang of flying monkeys beat him to the castle.

As S.E. Hinton would say, that was then, this is now. In the unlikely event that the '08 election sees McCain/Gore for president, Gore's got my vote solid for the exact same reasons he wouldn't have had it in an identical 2000 pairing. (For the record, I did wind up voting for Gore in 2000. In the case of anyone vs. Bush, give me anyone.)

Here's the deal, I like McCain; he's got charisma, I agree with him more often than not, I've got a ton of respect for anyone who can go through five and half years in a P.O.W. camp and live to tell about it, I can even get over that weird jowl thing he's got going on that makes him a dead ringer for Droopy Dog. I just can't get over 2000.

Everything goes back to 2000.

Remember the illegitimate child debacle? Or what about the implications that McCain was a coward guilty of treason as a result of his time spent as a P.O.W.? There seems to be an unwritten rule in politics that the more absurd and unbelievable the lies, the more the masses will eat it up. (Swift Boat Veterans anyone?) When faced against the pulp-fiction tactics of the Rove Express, McCain caved. And that is unforgivable.

Dig this excerpt from McCain's speech at the 2000 Republican Primary:

"I say to all Americans, Republican, Democrat or Independent, if you believe America deserves leaders with a purpose more ennobling than expediency and opportunism, then vote for Governor Bush. If you believe patriotism is more than a soundbite and public service should be more than a photo-op then vote for Governor Bush.

My friend, Governor Bush, believes in an America that is so much more than the sum of its divided parts. He wants to give you back a government that serves all the people no matter the circumstances of their birth. And he wants to lead a Republican Party that is as big as the country we serve." (Transcript)

You're killing me John.

I may not be as politically savvy as perhaps I should be, but to throw your support towards a man who months earlier led a campaign against you on the basis you were a coward with a penchant for prostitutes is unforgivable. Toeing the party line is one thing, self-respect is another.

Which brings us back to Al Gore. It took some time and plenty of sandwiches, but Gore got his groove back. McCain's never been the same.

John McCain does have two things going for him though - both Sanitarium and the Gingrich that stole Christmas have publicly come out against him. That's about as solid an endorsement as you can get. If those cats are against you, you must be doing something right. I'll never vote for him, but at least he's on the right track.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Ahh...Politica
I've been shying away from politics as of late. No particular reason, just the usual suspects: still nauseated from the last round of attack ads, six years suffering from a nasty case of Bushitis, the discovery and enjoyment of extended moments of clarity obtained from not beating my cranium against the Great Wall of Politics, etc. It's been a fun vacation - took lots of pictures, even went a beach or two. But, alas, to all things there must come an end.

In retrospect, I should have seen it coming - McCain announcing his pre-announcement on Lettermen, Hunter S. Thompson's account of the '92 election that I happened across recently at the library, Bill Maher and Ann Coulter causing shame and panic over the airwaves...for the umpteenth time - it's all there.

I feel like Michael Corleone in Godfather III, "Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in."

Despite being the only arena where, amazingly enough, one vote actually can make a difference, I've never had much a stomach for local politics. I read up on the issues, vote, sometimes I even sign a petition or two - all the citizenship 101 b.s. - but it just doesn't do it for me, not like national politics. Local politics is like waking up on Christmas morning hoping to find a Beatles record under the tree and opening the Monkees instead.

There's something about the sheer absurdity and bratty schoolyard decorum of presidential politics that make it irresistible. I liken it to a rape fantasy...I know no matter what I do, no matter what resistance I put up, nothing will change the inevitable - that dog and pony show is bought and sold long before November - but something deep inside tells me to go for it anyway. C'mon Ike, hit me one more time.

Not only is the race a pile of shit, the office itself is meaningless - that much is obvious to most folks by the sixth grade - voting for president is like voting for American Idol, or America's Next Top Fashion Victim. It's just another popularity contest to decide the next golden calf. Barring group sex with members of the Supreme Court, few things in life have the ability to make you feel as sleazy and patriotic at the same time. (Yes, I realize Scalia was probably joking, it still paints a grim picture.)

Over the next few days I'm going to weigh in with my opinion on the candidates. Some of them may seem superficial, but this ain't philosophy we're talking about, it's politics, the whole freaking thing is superficial.

I love the smell of politics in the morning.

Stay Tuned...

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
It's Over...

Let me officially throw my hat in the air with the rest of America celebrating the end of yet another political season. It's safe to turn on the television again.

I just can't get excited about any of this anymore. I love politics, I just hate politicians. So the Democrats have regained some power. How long will it take for them to become as corrupt as the people we threw out? Who's going to take their place when we throw them out? Lather, rinse, repeat government gets old after a while and we still have this nasty dandruff problem.

Every politician promises change. Change being a return to wherever we were five, ten, twenty years ago. Two steps forward, three steps back. That's progress?

Boring.
Boring.
Boring.

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Friday, July 14, 2006
A Thousand Words

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
The More Things Change...
It all seemed so idiotic all the accusations of unpatriotic
The fall we'll always remember, capitulating silence
election November before the winter
of the long hot summer
Somewhere in the desert
we raised the oil pressure
and waited for the weather
to get much better
for the new wind to blow in the storm
We tried to remember the history in the region
the French foreign legion, Imperialism,
Peter O'Toole and hate the Ayatollah
were all we learned in school
Not that we gave Hussein five billion
Not of our new bed partner the Syrian
and of course no mention of the Palestine situation
It was amazing how they steamrolled
They said eighty percent approval
but there was no one that I knew polled
No one had a reason for being in the Gulf
We waited for congress to speak up illegal build up
But no one would wake up
Our representatives were Milli Vanilli's
for corporate Dallas Cowboy Beverly Hillbillies
With perfect timing
the politicians rhyming their sentiments
so nicely oil gold and sand
my sediments precisely....
We regretfully support the lunacy
I'm afraid there is no time for more scrutiny
National unity preserve our community
Teflon election opportunities
were in profundant abundance

On January second the Bush administration
announced a recession had stricken
the Nation the highest quarterly
earnings in ten years were posted
by Chevron
Meanwhile a budget was placed in our hands
as the deadline in the sand came to an end
so much for the peace dividend
one billion a day is what we spent
and our grandchildren will pay for it 'til the end
When schools are unfunded
and kids don't get their diplomas
they get used for gun boat diplomacy
disproportionately
black or brown we see
bullet catchers for the slave master

Then the conservatives called up reservists
to active service left families nervous
but more importantly broke nine hundred a month
but the check came late, army red tape you see,
this golden opportunity
We watched the tube and read the newspaper
The propaganda of the gas masked raper
was the proper slander to whip up the hatred

The stage was lit and the lights were all faded
The pilots in night vision goggles Kuwaited and
generals masturbated
'til the fifteenth two days later they invaded
Not a single t.v. station expressed dissension or
hardly made mention to the censorship of information
from our kinder and gentler nation
blinder and mentaler retardation
DISORIENTATION
The pilots said their bombs lit Baghdad
like a Christmas tree
It was the Christian thing to do you see
they didn't mention any casualties
no distinction between the real
and the proxy
only football analogies

We saw the bomb hole
We watched the Super Bowl
We saw the scud missile
We watched Bud commercials
We saw the yellow ribbons
Saw pilots in prison
We never saw films of the dead...at eleven
Angela Davis addressed the spectators
and shouting above a rumbling generator said
if they insist on bringing us down
then let's shut the whole country down
Marching through the downtown
A hundred thousand became participants
and we heard the drums of millions off in the distance
rushing through the cities
some of them did things that weren't so pretty
most were there for primal scream therapy
news men concentrated
on the negative liked the jingoists more
peaceful protesters ended up
on the cutting room floor
Nintendo casualties of the ratings war
More bombs dropped than in World War II
on in both Asian invasions, new world order persuasion,
Business as usual
for our nation
Could you imagine a hundred fifty thousand dead,
the city of Stockton
coffins locked in when we clocked in...not to mention
civilians
The loss of life on both sides
pushed the limits of resilience
The scent of blood in our nostrils
fuel of the fossil land of apostle
The blackness that covered the sky was not the only thing
that brought a tear to the eye or
the taste of anger to the tongues
of those too young to remember Vietnam

Is heroin better in a veteran's mind
than the memory of the dying laying in a line
Is it the smell or the shadows heaving and weeping
that keeps the soldier from sleeping
as he sings the orphan's lullaby
When the soldiers put down their bayonets
the strings are chained to the marionettes
Emir of Kuwait gets back in his jet
we replace the dead with new cadets
will we hate those who did the shelling
or will we hate those who weren't willing to do the killing
when the leaders of the bald eagles come home to roost
will we sing a song of praise and indebtedness
for our deliverance from evil
or will we sing a song of sadness
for the dreaded debt this mess delivered us PEOPLE. - The Winter of the Long Hot Summer by Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy

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Friday, June 16, 2006
And It's Not Even Christmas
The Supreme Court made it easier Thursday for police to barge into homes and seize evidence without knocking or waiting, a sign of the court's new conservatism with Samuel Alito on board

The court, on a 5-4 vote, said judges cannot throw out evidence collected by police who have search warrants but do not properly announce their arrival. - Yahoo

Next up, voting ruled unconstitutional.

Where's NWA when you need them?

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Friday, November 18, 2005
Excerpt - The Truth (with jokes)
"It's a cliche to say that the Bush administration's use of language is Orwellian. After all, the "Healthy Forest Initiative" won't make forests healthy. Much to the contrary. It will make them gone. And the pro-air pollution Clear Skies Initiative is designed to clear the skies of birds. And then there's the slogan of Bush's newly created Ministry of Truth: "War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength." All of those things can be justly described as Orwellian. I mean, who's he kidding?

But Newspeak isn't the only thing Orwellian about this presidency. In Orwell's dystopian classic 1984, the totalitarian state of Oceania is kept in a state of permanent war by Big Brother, who is the oldest of four sons of a former president. Big Brother's younger brother Younger Brother is really named Jeb, and is much smarter than Big Brother. Eerie, right? Anyway. Back to the permanent war. It doesn't matter who the enemy is or whether the enemy is actually threatening Oceania; the important thing is to keep the population thinking that it is under attach from an external threat. And just like in 1984, where the enemy is switched from Eurasia to Eastasia, Bush switched our enemy from al Qaeda to Iraq. Bush's War on Terror is a war against whomever Bush wants to be at war with." - Al Franken The Truth (with jokes)

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Saturday, January 08, 2005
News of the weird
Gingrich thinking about a 2008 presidential run? If you want an indicator of how far to the right this country has swung, this is it pal. Conventional wisdom indicates the only way the Newt who stole Christmas would even think there's a shot at the presidency is in some kind of alternate universe. Welcome to Bizarro World ladies and gents. Course the Democrats could try the whole tried and true run-a-dead-guy routine, with both candidates out of the picture maybe we could get someone qualified to fill the position.

It's nice to see Portland getting a shout-out in the headlines. Those who watch the evening news have no doubt bore witness to the interview with the aunt of the friend of the second cousin twice removed from the newsmaker. Everything has a local spin to the point of absurdity. Leonard Thomas Bayard, proud owner of the Gulfstream jet that's been flying detainees to the latest torture hot-spots, has made an honest woman out of the Rose City with a legitimate connection to the national news. Problem is, the local Portland businessman doesn't seem to exist.

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Thursday, July 01, 2004
How Republicans Read: My Life
Pages 12-13: The words, "throwing the knife," "I," "Vince Foster," "remembered," "died," "at," "was not the only person bad things happened to," "cruel and humiliating to the weak," "I," "was," "he," "he," and "that's why," clearly spell out Clinton's complicity in the death of Vince Foster. A little rearranging and you have, "I remembered throwing the knife at Vince Foster, that's why he died. He was not the only person bad things happened to, I was cruel and humiliating to the weak." It doesn't get any clearer than that folks, Clinton obviously murdered Vince Foster. Ignore the bit about the knife, he's just trying to throw the reader off the scent.

Page 13: The following words, "Hope's melons," "just under 200 pounds," "I kept up with her for years," "I" "still," "remember," "peering," "at" "she" and "was." Again, one merely has to crack the thinly veiled Clintonese to see what he's really saying, "I still remember peering at Hope's melons, she was just under 200 pounds. I kept up with her for years." It is apparent that Mr. Clinton's penchant for husky women goes back much farther than the Moo-nica Lewinsky scandal.

Page 209: "Billie was a big part of my life until the day we buried her." Hear that? That's the sound of the Clinton Body Count going up one notch.

Page 214: "When Carl and I got back from Fayetteville, I was higher than a kite." A shameless admission from the man who said he didn't inhale. He lied! Again! We must impeach him again! Somebody call Ken Starr.

Now that President Bush has secured your unemployment, you will have plenty of time to think about what a bad guy this Clinton character was. Use your time wisely and you too can learn to read between the lines. (Or at the very least, learn to pick out the best parts). I'm currently on page 214, but if I discover any more confessions, and I'm sure I will, then by golly, I'll update you immediately.

(With thanks to my Little Orphan Annie Republican Decoder ring for all its help with the translations. Hail to the thief!)

And now for something completely different, a catfish with a basketball stuck in its mouth.

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Monday, April 26, 2004
Sandy Barr's Fleamart

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Thursday, March 04, 2004
Portland enters the fray.
"Multnomah County will begin granting marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples today, making it the first jurisdiction in Oregon to officially recognize that same-sex couples can marry." - Oregonlive

I only have two things to say about this. 1) Go Portland. 2) Congratulations to anyone getting married today.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2003
Random War Babble
Thanks for the oil suckers!

$74.7 Billion to take over liberate Iraq?

Meanwhile 8.5 million Americans are out of work.

As of 03.21.03 the federal deficit is $6,460,674,090,486.67 or approximately $22,234.74 per person in the United States.

It's the economy, stupid!

Not a good time to be a Dolphin either.

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