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  Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Stuck in Me Noggin'
Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide...
Gonna find you and take it slowly....

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Can't Find My Way Home
Come down off you throne and leave your body alone
Somebody must change
You are the reason I've been waiting all these years
Somebody holds the key
And I'm near the end and just ain't got the time
And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home - Blind Faith

Just heard this on the bar's overhead. Forgot how much I dig this song. The (far) better version (cover) is by the Swans.

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Monday, July 28, 2008
The Story of Isaac (The Non-Love Boat One)
The door it opened slowly,
My father he came in,was nine years old.
And he stood so tall above me,
His blue eyes they were shining
And his voice was very cold.
He said, Ive had a vision
And you know Im strong and holy,
I must do what Ive been told.
So he started up the mountain,
I was running, he was walking,
And his axe was made of gold.

Well, the trees they got much smaller,
The lake a ladys mirror,
We stopped to drink some wine.
Then he threw the bottle over.
Broke a minute later
And he put his hand on mine.
Thought I saw an eagle
But it might have been a vulture,
I never could decide.
Then my father built an altar,
He looked once behind his shoulder,
He knew I would not hide.

You who build these altars now
To sacrifice these children,
You must not do it anymore.
A scheme is not a vision
And you never have been tempted
By a demon or a god.
You who stand above them now,
Your hatchets blunt and bloody,
You were not there before,
When I lay upon a mountain
And my fathers hand was trembling
With the beauty of the word.

And if you call me brother now,
Forgive me if I inquire,
Just according to whose plan?
When it all comes down to dust
I will kill you if I must,
I will help you if I can.
When it all comes down to dust
I will help you if I must,
I will kill you if I can.
And mercy on our uniform,
Man of peace or man of war,
The peacock spreads his fan. - Leonard Cohen

If you haven't already, pick yourself a favor and pick up a copy of the cover version of this song by Suzanne Vega - it's on the Tower of Song: A Tribute To Leonard Cohen album. Do it.

No, seriously....do it.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008
Feeling Fire Water Burn...
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ - Bloodhound Gang

Burn, Motherfucker, Burn.

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Monday, April 14, 2008
Don't Prey on Me
Now I don't know what stopped Jesus Christ
From turning every hungry stone into bread
And I don't remember hearing how Moses reacted
When the innocent first born sons lay dead
Well, I guess God was a lot more demonstrative
Back when he flamboyantly parted the sea
Now everybody's praying
Don't prey on me - Bad Religion

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Archangel
I am not your son of God
The prince of light will show no fear
Mine is that which rules this world
The beast is come, I am the end

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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Life ala Steve Martin
Be courteous, kind, and forgiving.
Be gentle and peaceful each day.
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise.
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus.
Be dull and boring and omnipresent.
Criticize things you don't know about.
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be sure to stop at stop signs,
And drive fifty-five miles an hour.
Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth.
And when you get home get a master's degree in geology.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive.
Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional.
Put a live chicken in your underwear.
Go into a closet and suck eggs.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Bad Religion - You
There's a place where everyone can be happy.
It's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world.
It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains,
And the meanest little boys and the most innocent little girls,
And you know I wish that I could go there.
It's a road that I have not found.
And I wish you the best of luck, dear.
Drop a card or letter to my side of town.
Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend,
But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and
You... painted my entire world.
But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled.
And I won't forget it.
There's a place where everyone can be right,
Even though you remain determined to be opposed.
Admittance requires no qualifications:
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes.
So please try not to be impatient,
For we all hate standing in line.
And when the farm is good and bought, you'll be there without a thought,
And eternity, my friend, is a long fucking time.
Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend,
But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and
You... painted my entire world.
But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled.
And I won't forget it. - Bad Religion

Still one of my all-time top-five songs - lyrically, musically, emotionally, etc., etc. - ever. Gotta love Bad Religion.

The caste of coffee achievers didn't perform like they planned.
The morning rush hour traffic is our play of false elan.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Something....
I've got sunshine in a bag......

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Friday, July 13, 2007
Electric Hellfire Club
The war is on, the lines are drawn
but there's a lot of people saying that we've already won
but how can they believe that we have reached the end
with "In God We Trust" on every dollar we spend?

Charles in charge of our guns and our knives....

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007
A Friendly Reminder
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
And when I come home cold and tired
Its good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells. (Time - Pink Floyd)

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Generation Landslide - Alice Cooper
Please clean the plates, dear.
The Lord above can see ya.
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?
Alcohol and razor blades and poison and needles,
Kindergarten people - they use 'em, the need 'em.
Over-indulging machines were their children.
There wasn't a way down on Earth to cool 'em,
'Cause they look just like humans at Kresges and Woolworths.
But decadent brains were at work to destroy.
Brats in battalions were ruling the streets,
Sayin' generation landslide closed the gap between 'em.

And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.

Militant mothers hiding in their basement
Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.
Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink high chairs,
While Mothers' Lib burns birth certificate papers.
Dad gets his allowance from his sonny, the dealer,
Who's pubic to the world but involved in high finance.
Sister's out 'til five doing banker's son's hours.
But she owns a Maserati that's a gift from his father.
Stopped at full speed at one hundred miles per hour.
The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em.

And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.

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Monday, December 25, 2006
Christmas - Remy Zero
Sounds,
the summer sun comes down.
I can hardly see the window
from here now.
Here and now.

The snow,
in waves you'll never know,
through this ever-changing midnight.
Just let it go.

Hey, on this sacred, sun-rinsed day.
They'll sell our culture and
they'll sell the ways, the blaming.
Standing still, we'll fall.
Burn this sadness from my soul, babe.
I guess that's all.

Fear, and the sky begins to clear.
Through this ever-changing midnight.

Christmas cheer.

Christmas cheer.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Public Service Announcement
Hi boys and girls!
This is your old friend Sonic Youth
And you know what?
We just got back from the North Pole
And you know what we were doing up there don't you
That's right, we saw him alright
And all his little dwarves
Boy, did we get off on them
And we learned some wonderful things about him
And we'd like to sing you all a little song
So why dontcha, you know, move on up
And come up close, and we'll sing to you
Come on, closer! Closer! Come on! I won't bite!
Come on! Right down by my shoes
Come on, move closer, that's it.. great
Okay, huddle all around, and we'll sing you a song
Alright, you too Johnny! Come on! Closer!

All year long he's busy making toys
For all the little girls and little boys
He puts them in his sled and gives his whip a crack
On Donder, on Blitzen, but never on smack
Cuz Santa doesn't cop out on dope!
Has he ever even tried it? Well ya know
The answer's no!
So little kiddies, here's my point
Just leave him cookies, and save your joint
Cuz Santa Claus turns on it his own way
Watching you and I turn on.. on Christmas day
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas David Geffen

Merry Christmas everybody! - Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope by Sonic Youth

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Road to Peace - Tom Waits

Young Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) was only 18 years old,
He was the youngest of nine children, never spent a night away from home.
And his mother held his photograph, opening the New York Times
To see the killing has intensified along the road to peace

There was a tall, thin boy with a whispy moustache disguised as an orthodox Jew
On a crowded bus in Jerusalem, some had survived World War Two
And the thunderous explosion blew out windows 200 yards away
With more retribution and seventeen dead along the road to peace

Now at King George Ave and Jaffa Road passengers boarded bus 14a
In the aisle next to the driver Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay)
And the last thing that he said on earth is "God is great and God is good"
And he blew them all to kingdom come upon the road to peace

Now in response to this another kiss of death was visited upon
Yasser Taha, Israel says is an Hamas senior militant
And Israel sent four choppers in, flames engulfed, tears wide open
And it killed his wife and his three year old child leaving only blackened skeletons

It's found his toddlers bottle and a pair of small shoes and they waved them in front of the cameras
But Israel says they did not know that his wife and child were in the car
There are roadblocks everywhere and only suffering on TV
Neither side will ever give up their smallest right along the road to peace

Israel launched it's latest campaign against Hamas on Tuesday
Two days later Hamas shot back and killed five Israeli soldiers
So thousands dead and wounded on both sides most of them middle eastern civilians
They fill the children full of hate to fight an old man's war and die upon the road to peace

"And this is our land we will fight with all our force" say the Palastinians and the Jews
Each side will cut off the hand of anyone who tries to stop the resistance
If the right eye offends thee then you must pluck it out
And Mahmoud Abbas said Sharon had been lost out along the road to peace

Once Kissinger said "we have no friends, America only has interests"
Now our president wants to be seen as a hero and he's hungry for re-election
But Bush is reluctant to risk his future in the fear of his political failures
So he plays chess at his desk and poses for the press 10,000 miles from the road to peace

In the video that they found at the home of Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay)
He held a Kalashnikov rifle and he spoke with a voice like a boy
He was an excellent student, he studied so hard, it was as if he had a future
He told his mother that he had a test that day out along the road to peace

The fundamentalist killing on both sides is standing in the path of peace
But tell me why are we arming the Israeli army with guns and tanks and bullets?
And if God is great and God is good why can’t he change the hearts of men?
Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help
Maybe God himself he needs all of our help
Maybe God himself is lost and needs help
He's out upon the road to peace

Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help
Maybe God himself he needs all of our help
And he's lost upon the road to peace
And he's lost upon the road to peace
Out upon the road to peace.

Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards out today. You can here some tracks by checking out Tom's MySpace.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006
RHCP - Charlie
My heart
Your skin
This love
I'm in
We don't arrive, without a surprise
You're right
I'm wrong
Be free
Belong
Intimate sight has come into the light

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Saturday, October 28, 2006
Sunshine - Screeching Weasel
Well, it might seem like we're not the ones to tell you,
But who's in charge of your destiny,
Some dumb fucker or is it?
You know it's not what's in between your legs, but what's inside your head that counts.
You say you're worthless,
But i see through the bullshit - I see through the bullshit.
We're not helpless; you can stand on your own two feet,
So why do you let yourself be treated like a fucking piece of meat?
You call it life, I call it rape, I call it prostitution,
I don't know why you hate yourself, 'cos you're not ugly at all.
So let the sunshine in, and chase away your blues,
'cos smilers never lose, and frowners never win.
So let the sunshine in!
I know it's fucking hard, but now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in.
And when you feel fucked up, yeah, life is in the gutter;
Think about it for a minute,
It's what you say that matters.
Don't call it life, just call it rape, just call it prostitution,
And you won't have to hate yourself, 'cos you know you're a beautiful person.
Let the sunshine in, and chase away your blues,
'cos smilers never lose, and frowners never win.
So let the sunshine in!
I know it's fucking hard,
But now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in.
The sun's gonna shine on you,
The sun's gonna shine on you,
The sun's gonna shine on you,
So let the sunshine, let the sunshine through!
The sun's gonna shine on you,
The sun's gonna shine on you,
The sun's gonna shine on you,
So let the sunshine, let the sunshine, you gotta let the sunshine,
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine, let the sunshine, let the sunshine,
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine, let the sunshine through!

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Virginia Avenue - Tom Waits
Well, I'm walking on down Virginia Avenue
Trying to find somebody to tell my troubles to.
Harold's Club is closing, and everybody's going on home:
What's a poor boy to do?

I'll just get on back into my short, make it back to the fort
Sleep off all the crazy lizards inside of my brain.
There's got to be some place that's better than this
This life I'm leading's driving me insane

And let me tell you I'm dreaming...

Let me tell you that I'm dreaming to the twilight, this town has got me down.
I've seen all the highlights, I've been walking all around
I won't make a fuss, I'll take a Greyhound bus, carry me away from here:
Tell me, what have I got to lose?

'Cause I'm walking on down Columbus Avenue
The bars are all closing, 'cause it's quarter to two
Every town I go to is like a lock without a key
Those I leave behind are catching up on me,
Let me tell you they're catching up on me, they're catching up on me
Catching up on me, catching up on me, catching up on me.

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Friday, August 04, 2006
Ozium
I'm up to my brain in the mire of an ancient swamp
Pteranadon smiles at me and flies up to god
Baby let me drink deep from your globes of reality
Writhe your naked ass to the mindless groove

Baby give your tongue a taste and follow me up to my room
The bullgod has your head, and baby that's just fine
Now it is time, we became the mighty cell
Wrap those hungry jacks to the mindless groove

They say we've got a lifetime, but we know that ain't true
I will not be denied, I will not be denied

The faster you gyrate the faster we'll be there

Arms up overhead, a goddess in the ancient song
Work that mighty world to the mindless groove

They say we've got a lifetime, but we know that ain't true
I will not be denied, I will not be denied
They say we've got a lifetime, but we know that ain't true
I will not be denied, I will not be denied - Monster Magnet

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
The More Things Change...
It all seemed so idiotic all the accusations of unpatriotic
The fall we'll always remember, capitulating silence
election November before the winter
of the long hot summer
Somewhere in the desert
we raised the oil pressure
and waited for the weather
to get much better
for the new wind to blow in the storm
We tried to remember the history in the region
the French foreign legion, Imperialism,
Peter O'Toole and hate the Ayatollah
were all we learned in school
Not that we gave Hussein five billion
Not of our new bed partner the Syrian
and of course no mention of the Palestine situation
It was amazing how they steamrolled
They said eighty percent approval
but there was no one that I knew polled
No one had a reason for being in the Gulf
We waited for congress to speak up illegal build up
But no one would wake up
Our representatives were Milli Vanilli's
for corporate Dallas Cowboy Beverly Hillbillies
With perfect timing
the politicians rhyming their sentiments
so nicely oil gold and sand
my sediments precisely....
We regretfully support the lunacy
I'm afraid there is no time for more scrutiny
National unity preserve our community
Teflon election opportunities
were in profundant abundance

On January second the Bush administration
announced a recession had stricken
the Nation the highest quarterly
earnings in ten years were posted
by Chevron
Meanwhile a budget was placed in our hands
as the deadline in the sand came to an end
so much for the peace dividend
one billion a day is what we spent
and our grandchildren will pay for it 'til the end
When schools are unfunded
and kids don't get their diplomas
they get used for gun boat diplomacy
disproportionately
black or brown we see
bullet catchers for the slave master

Then the conservatives called up reservists
to active service left families nervous
but more importantly broke nine hundred a month
but the check came late, army red tape you see,
this golden opportunity
We watched the tube and read the newspaper
The propaganda of the gas masked raper
was the proper slander to whip up the hatred

The stage was lit and the lights were all faded
The pilots in night vision goggles Kuwaited and
generals masturbated
'til the fifteenth two days later they invaded
Not a single t.v. station expressed dissension or
hardly made mention to the censorship of information
from our kinder and gentler nation
blinder and mentaler retardation
DISORIENTATION
The pilots said their bombs lit Baghdad
like a Christmas tree
It was the Christian thing to do you see
they didn't mention any casualties
no distinction between the real
and the proxy
only football analogies

We saw the bomb hole
We watched the Super Bowl
We saw the scud missile
We watched Bud commercials
We saw the yellow ribbons
Saw pilots in prison
We never saw films of the dead...at eleven
Angela Davis addressed the spectators
and shouting above a rumbling generator said
if they insist on bringing us down
then let's shut the whole country down
Marching through the downtown
A hundred thousand became participants
and we heard the drums of millions off in the distance
rushing through the cities
some of them did things that weren't so pretty
most were there for primal scream therapy
news men concentrated
on the negative liked the jingoists more
peaceful protesters ended up
on the cutting room floor
Nintendo casualties of the ratings war
More bombs dropped than in World War II
on in both Asian invasions, new world order persuasion,
Business as usual
for our nation
Could you imagine a hundred fifty thousand dead,
the city of Stockton
coffins locked in when we clocked in...not to mention
civilians
The loss of life on both sides
pushed the limits of resilience
The scent of blood in our nostrils
fuel of the fossil land of apostle
The blackness that covered the sky was not the only thing
that brought a tear to the eye or
the taste of anger to the tongues
of those too young to remember Vietnam

Is heroin better in a veteran's mind
than the memory of the dying laying in a line
Is it the smell or the shadows heaving and weeping
that keeps the soldier from sleeping
as he sings the orphan's lullaby
When the soldiers put down their bayonets
the strings are chained to the marionettes
Emir of Kuwait gets back in his jet
we replace the dead with new cadets
will we hate those who did the shelling
or will we hate those who weren't willing to do the killing
when the leaders of the bald eagles come home to roost
will we sing a song of praise and indebtedness
for our deliverance from evil
or will we sing a song of sadness
for the dreaded debt this mess delivered us PEOPLE. - The Winter of the Long Hot Summer by Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy

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Sunday, June 25, 2006
Pills I Took
Well, I've been awake for eight days straight
Well, it must've been them pills I took.
I been twitchin' an' turnin' an' seein' visions
It must've been them pills I took.

Well, I don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em,
But they sure did make me feel good.
They kept my heart from feelin' blue,
An' kept my thoughts away from you.

Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls:
Well, it must've been them pills I took.
Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin'
It must've been them pills I took.

I've lied an' I've stole an' I ain't fuckin' jokin'
It must've been them pills I took.
Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin'
It must've been them pills I took.

I still don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em,
But they sure did make me feel good.
They kept my heart from feelin' blue,
An' kept my thoughts away from you. - Hank Williams III

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Handbags & Gladrags
Ever seen a blind man cross the road?
trying to make the other side
Ever seen a young girl growing old?
trying to make herself a bride

So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped you of
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

Once I was a young man
And all I thought I had to do was smile
well You are still a young girl
And you've bourne everything in style

So once you think you're in you're out
'Cause you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

Sing a song of six-pence for your sake
And drink a bottle full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake
And bake 'em all in a pie

They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

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Friday, December 16, 2005
Return to Oz - Scissor Sisters
There once was a man
Who had a little too much
Time on his hands
He never stopped to think
That he was getting older
When his night came to an end
He tried to grasp for his last friend
And pretend
That he could wish himself health
On a four-leaf clover

He said is this the return to Oz?
The grass is dead
The gold is brown
And the sky has claws
There's a wind-up man
Walking round and round
What once was Emerald City's
Now a crystal town.

It's three o'clock in the morning
You get a phone call
From the queen with a hundred heads
She says they're all dead
She tried the last one on
It couldn't speak, fell off
And now she just wanders the halls
Thinking nothing
Thinking nothing at all.

She says is this the return to Oz?
The grass is dead
The gold is brown
And the sky has claws
There's a wind-up man
Walking round and round
What once was Emerald City's
Now a crystal town.

The wheelies are cutting pavement
And the Skeksis at the rave meant
To hide deep inside
Their sunken faces
And their wild rolling eyes
But their callous words reveal
That they can no longer feel
Love or sex appeal
The patchwork girl has come to cinch the deal.

To return to Oz
We've fled the world
With smiles and clenching jaws
Please help me friend from coming down
I've lost my place now and it can't be found
Is this the return to Oz?
The grass is dead
The gold is brown
And the sky has claws
There's a wind-up man
Walking round and round
What once was Emerald City's
Now a crystal town.

Hopelessly addicted to this song...the whole album really.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Portland, Oregon
Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz
If that ain't love then tell me what is
Well I lost my heart it didn't take no time
But that ain't all

I lost my mind in Oregon
In a booth in the corner with the lights down low
I was movin' in fast she was takin' it slow
Well I looked at him and caught him lookin' at me
I knew right then we were playin' free in Oregon

Next day we knew last night got drunk
But we loved enough for the both of us
In the morning when the night had sobered up
It was much too late for the both of us in Oregon

Well sloe gin fizz works might fast
When you drink it by the pitcher and not by the glass
Hey bartender before you close
Pour us one more drink and a pitcher to go - Loretta Lynn/Jack White

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Saturday, December 25, 2004
Alfie The Christmas Tree
Did you ever hear the story of the Christmas Tree
who just didn't want to change the show
He liked living in the woods and playing with squirrels
He liked icicles and snow.

He liked wolves and eagles and grizzly bears
and critters and creatures that crawled
Why bugs were some of his very best friends
Spiders and ants and all.

Now that's not to say that he ever looked down
on the vision of twinkling lights
Or on mirrored bubbles and peppermint canes
And a thousand other delights.

And he often had dreams of tiny reindeer
and a jolly old man and a sleigh full of toys
and presents and wonderful things
And the story of Christmas Day.

Oh, Alfie believed in Christmas all right
He was full of Christmas cheer
All of each and every day
and all throughout the year.

To him it was more than a special time
much more than a special day
It was more than a beautiful story
It was a special kind of way.

You see, some folks have never heard a jingle bell ring
And they've never heard of Santa Claus
They've never heard the story of the son of God
And that made Alfie pause.

Did that mean that they'd never know of peace on earth
or the brotherhood of man
Or know how to love, or know how to give
If they can't...no one can.

You see, life is a very special kind of thing
not just for a chosen few
But for each and every living breathing thing
Not just me and you.

So in your Christmas prayers this year
Alfie asked me if I'd ask you
Say a prayer for the wind, and the water, and the wood
And those who live there, too. - From John Denver & The Muppets: A Christmas Together.

An atheist who loves Christmas music. Who'd of thunk? Happy Holidays everybody, try and be good to each other.

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Friday, December 24, 2004
The Closing Of The Year
If I cannot bring you comfort
then at least I bring you hope
for nothing is more precious
than the time we have and so
we all must learn from small misfortune
count the blessings that are real
let the bells ring out for Christmas
at the closing of the year - From The Closing of the Year by Wendy & Lisa

Happy Holidays from m/a/z/e & Molliwogg.

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Monday, December 20, 2004
MTV Get Off The Air!
"Dreams of world domination must be hard for MTV executives to avoid when they host a party at the Kremlin, with a Russian diva and Queen dueting on "We Will Rock You" and Russian soldiers performing a hip-hop dance routine.

MTV Networks will reach a milestone in February when the turn of a switch starts an MTV outlet in Africa, the company's 100th channel worldwide and first based on that continent." - Yahoo.

If African's didn't have enough to worry about with famine, A.I.D.S. and genocide, our friends at Viacom go push Vitamin MTV down their throats. Sort of ironic considering at first MTV wouldn't even play black videos. While I grudgingly admit to once working for the Muzak Mothership, it seems fitting to rehash this old Dead Kennedy's classic.

Fun Fun Fun
In the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer

Hi
I'm your video DJ
I always talk like
I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go
My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage
So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll

M.T.V.-GET OFF THE AIR!!!

How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show
Wag their tits and their dicks
As they lip-synch on screen
There's something I don't like
About a band who always smiles
Another tax write-off
For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air

And so it was
Our beloved corporate gods
Claimed they created rock video
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25
"It's the new frontier," they say
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve
To call yourself a pioneer
When you're too god-damn conservative
To take real chances.

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now
The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game
But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V.--Get off the air!
NOW! - MTV Get Off The Air by the Dead Kennedy's

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Saturday, December 11, 2004
Feeling Christmas-y
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog oh my God an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies
12 o'clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right
So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols

Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the ???? out
And that's what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer

My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! - Christmas in Hollis by Run D.M.C.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Take it away Kermit
There's magic in the air this evening
Magic in the air
The world is at her best, you know
When people love and care
The promise of excitement is one the night will keep
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas
The world has got a smile today
The world has got a glow
There's no such thing as strangers
When a stranger says "Hello"
And everyone is family, we're havin' so much fun
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas
'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous
With a burst of pleasure we feel it all right
It's a season when the saints can employ us
To spread the news about peace and to keep love alive
There's somethin' in the wind today that's good for everyone
Yes, faith is our hearts today, we're shinin' like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feelin's runnin' deep
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas day

One More Sleep 'till Christmas as sung by Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Christmas Carol.

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Saturday, December 06, 2003
Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear (as sung by Scooter & Fozzie)
I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear,
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear,
Outrageous,
Alarming,
Courageous,
Charming,
Oh, who would think a boy and bear could be well accepted everywhere,
It's just amazing how fair people can be,
Seen at at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare,
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear,
They'll love us,
Fozzie: Won't they?
They feed us,
Fozzie: Don't they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear,
Could be well accepted everywhere,
It's just amazing how fair people can be,
Oh who needs money,
Fozzie: When we're funny!
The great attraction everywhere will be Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Thousands Are Sailing - The Pogues
The island it is silent now
But the ghosts still haunt the waves
And the torch lights up a famished man
Who fortune could not save

Did you work upon the railroad
Did you rid the streets of crime
Were your dollars from the white house
Were they from the five and dime

Did the old songs taunt or cheer you
And did they still make you cry
Did you count the months and years
Or did your teardrops quickly dry

Ah, no, says he, 'twas not to be
On a coffin ship I came here
And I never even got so far
That they could change my name

Thousands are sailing
Across the western ocean
To a land of opportunity
That some of them will never see
Fortune prevailing
Across the western ocean
Their bellies full
Their spirits free
They'll break the chains of poverty
And they'll dance

In Manhattan's desert twilight
In the death of afternoon
We stepped hand in hand on Broadway
Like the first man on the moon

And "The Blackbird" broke the silence
As you whistled it so sweet
And in Brendan Behan's footsteps
I danced up and down the street

Then we said goodnight to Broadway
Giving it our best regards
Tipped our hats to Mister Cohen
Dear old Times Square's favorite bard

Then we raised a glass to JFK
And a dozen more besides
When I got back to my empty room
I suppose I must have cried

Thousands are sailing
Again across the ocean
Where the hand of opportunity
Draws tickets in a lottery
Postcards we're mailing
Of sky-blue skies and oceans

From rooms the daylight never sees
Where lights don't glow on Christmas trees
And we danced to the music
And we dance

Thousands are sailing
Across the western ocean
Where the hand of opportunity
Draws tickets in a lottery
Where e'er we go, we celebrate
The land that makes us refugees
From fear of Priests with empty plates
From guilt and weeping effigies
And we danced to the music
And we dance

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Sunday, July 06, 2003
Cleveland, Ohio - Drew Carey
Look at me, I'm fifty-three
A factory has got the best of me
In Cleveland, Ohio
Got a mortgage to pay, Got a lawn to mow
In Cleveland, Ohio
Jeans of blue, waist forty-two
My baseball cap has Chief Wahoo
In Cleveland, Ohio
Humidity is up around 90 or so
In Cleveland, Ohio
And when my workday's through I barbeque
Put the kids to bed and make love to you
In Cleveland Ohio
I was born there, I'll probably die there
Hope it doesn't snow
In Cleveland, Ohio

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Thursday, June 05, 2003
Cleveland, Ohio-Gadjits
I don't wanna stay here, I don't wanna stay, I'd rather be on the road with my band, makin' our way, Well it's been seven days and six shows, Before we got the shaft down in Cleveland, Ohio, Losing lots of money and we're losing our minds, We better get to the next show in plenty of time, On the road so long and the noise so loud, I'm missing all my friends that made me feel so proud.

Cleveland, Ohio, Well I been through states and this is one hell of a town, I'll stay awhile, while the drinks are free and that's good enough for me.

I really wanna play here, I wanna play this here guitar, You know I really want to stay here, I wanna show you what I'm all about, I want to rock and roll and drink 'til the break of dawn, I didn't drive a thousand miles to sulk and have no fun, Fuck that hotel room, I'll break the TV, We came here for music and when we get it, we're gonna leave.

Cleveland, Ohio, Well I been through the states and this is one hell of a town, I'll stay awhile, while the drinks are free and that's good enough for me.

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Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Stuck in my head...
I come running to the shelter of the hangin' tree
Down by where the creek runs dry
How many boys have hung above me
Leaving how many girls alone to cry
Alone, alone, alone to cry

This cruel wind brings in one last storm
I need the shelter of the hangin' tree
Branches block drops of mornin' water claims of love are made
Flash flood, eternal loveFlash flood, eternal flood
Runnin', runnin', runnin' past that hangin' tree

I come runnin' to the shelter of the hangin'
by where the creek runs wild
Drenched by bad bad love
Gonna hang myself out to dry
Hang myself, hang myself, gonna hang myself out to dry
Out to dry, hang 'em
Part the red sea
Part it and let me through - Hangin Tree by Green River

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