Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Stuck in Me Noggin'
Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide... Gonna find you and take it slowly....
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Can't Find My Way Home
Come down off you throne and leave your body alone Somebody must change You are the reason I've been waiting all these years Somebody holds the key And I'm near the end and just ain't got the time And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home - Blind Faith
Just heard this on the bar's overhead. Forgot how much I dig this song. The (far) better version (cover) is by the Swans.
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Monday, July 28, 2008
The Story of Isaac (The Non-Love Boat One)
The door it opened slowly, My father he came in,was nine years old. And he stood so tall above me, His blue eyes they were shining And his voice was very cold. He said, Ive had a vision And you know Im strong and holy, I must do what Ive been told. So he started up the mountain, I was running, he was walking, And his axe was made of gold.
Well, the trees they got much smaller, The lake a ladys mirror, We stopped to drink some wine. Then he threw the bottle over. Broke a minute later And he put his hand on mine. Thought I saw an eagle But it might have been a vulture, I never could decide. Then my father built an altar, He looked once behind his shoulder, He knew I would not hide.
You who build these altars now To sacrifice these children, You must not do it anymore. A scheme is not a vision And you never have been tempted By a demon or a god. You who stand above them now, Your hatchets blunt and bloody, You were not there before, When I lay upon a mountain And my fathers hand was trembling With the beauty of the word.
And if you call me brother now, Forgive me if I inquire, Just according to whose plan? When it all comes down to dust I will kill you if I must, I will help you if I can. When it all comes down to dust I will help you if I must, I will kill you if I can. And mercy on our uniform, Man of peace or man of war, The peacock spreads his fan. - Leonard Cohen
If you haven't already, pick yourself a favor and pick up a copy of the cover version of this song by Suzanne Vega - it's on the Tower of Song: A Tribute To Leonard Cohen album. Do it.
No, seriously....do it.
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Feeling Fire Water Burn...
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice, I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is, So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven, This honkey's gone to heaven, But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well, I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk, And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist, And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ - Bloodhound Gang
Burn, Motherfucker, Burn.
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Monday, April 14, 2008
Don't Prey on Me
Now I don't know what stopped Jesus Christ From turning every hungry stone into bread And I don't remember hearing how Moses reacted When the innocent first born sons lay dead Well, I guess God was a lot more demonstrative Back when he flamboyantly parted the sea Now everybody's praying Don't prey on me - Bad Religion
Labels: Lyrics, Music, Religion
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Archangel
I am not your son of God The prince of light will show no fear Mine is that which rules this world The beast is come, I am the end
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Life ala Steve Martin
Be courteous, kind, and forgiving. Be gentle and peaceful each day. Be warm and human and grateful, And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike, Be witty and happy and wise. Be honest and love all your neighbors, Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus. Be dull and boring and omnipresent. Criticize things you don't know about. Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be sure to stop at stop signs, And drive fifty-five miles an hour. Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth. And when you get home get a master's degree in geology.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive. Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional. Put a live chicken in your underwear. Go into a closet and suck eggs.
Labels: Comedy, Excerpt, Lyrics
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Bad Religion - You
There's a place where everyone can be happy. It's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world. It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains, And the meanest little boys and the most innocent little girls, And you know I wish that I could go there. It's a road that I have not found. And I wish you the best of luck, dear. Drop a card or letter to my side of town. Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend, But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and You... painted my entire world. But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled. And I won't forget it. There's a place where everyone can be right, Even though you remain determined to be opposed. Admittance requires no qualifications: It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes. So please try not to be impatient, For we all hate standing in line. And when the farm is good and bought, you'll be there without a thought, And eternity, my friend, is a long fucking time. Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend, But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and You... painted my entire world. But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled. And I won't forget it. - Bad Religion
Still one of my all-time top-five songs - lyrically, musically, emotionally, etc., etc. - ever. Gotta love Bad Religion.
The caste of coffee achievers didn't perform like they planned. The morning rush hour traffic is our play of false elan.
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Something....
I've got sunshine in a bag......
Labels: Lyrics, Music, Random
Friday, July 13, 2007
Electric Hellfire Club
The war is on, the lines are drawn but there's a lot of people saying that we've already won but how can they believe that we have reached the end with "In God We Trust" on every dollar we spend?
Charles in charge of our guns and our knives....
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
A Friendly Reminder
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say
Home, home again I like to be here when I can And when I come home cold and tired Its good to warm my bones beside the fire Far away across the field The tolling of the iron bell Calls the faithful to their knees To hear the softly spoken magic spells. (Time - Pink Floyd)
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Generation Landslide - Alice Cooper
Please clean the plates, dear. The Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea? Alcohol and razor blades and poison and needles, Kindergarten people - they use 'em, the need 'em. Over-indulging machines were their children. There wasn't a way down on Earth to cool 'em, 'Cause they look just like humans at Kresges and Woolworths. But decadent brains were at work to destroy. Brats in battalions were ruling the streets, Sayin' generation landslide closed the gap between 'em.
And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.
Militant mothers hiding in their basement Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets. Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink high chairs, While Mothers' Lib burns birth certificate papers. Dad gets his allowance from his sonny, the dealer, Who's pubic to the world but involved in high finance. Sister's out 'til five doing banker's son's hours. But she owns a Maserati that's a gift from his father. Stopped at full speed at one hundred miles per hour. The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em.
And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Monday, December 25, 2006
Christmas - Remy Zero
Sounds, the summer sun comes down. I can hardly see the window from here now. Here and now.
The snow, in waves you'll never know, through this ever-changing midnight. Just let it go.
Hey, on this sacred, sun-rinsed day. They'll sell our culture and they'll sell the ways, the blaming. Standing still, we'll fall. Burn this sadness from my soul, babe. I guess that's all.
Fear, and the sky begins to clear. Through this ever-changing midnight.
Christmas cheer.
Christmas cheer.
Labels: Christmas, Lyrics, Music
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Public Service Announcement
Hi boys and girls! This is your old friend Sonic Youth And you know what? We just got back from the North Pole And you know what we were doing up there don't you That's right, we saw him alright And all his little dwarves Boy, did we get off on them And we learned some wonderful things about him And we'd like to sing you all a little song So why dontcha, you know, move on up And come up close, and we'll sing to you Come on, closer! Closer! Come on! I won't bite! Come on! Right down by my shoes Come on, move closer, that's it.. great Okay, huddle all around, and we'll sing you a song Alright, you too Johnny! Come on! Closer!
All year long he's busy making toys For all the little girls and little boys He puts them in his sled and gives his whip a crack On Donder, on Blitzen, but never on smack Cuz Santa doesn't cop out on dope! Has he ever even tried it? Well ya know The answer's no! So little kiddies, here's my point Just leave him cookies, and save your joint Cuz Santa Claus turns on it his own way Watching you and I turn on.. on Christmas day Merry Christmas Merry Christmas David Geffen
Merry Christmas everybody! - Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope by Sonic Youth
Labels: Christmas, Lyrics, Music
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Road to Peace - Tom Waits
Young Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) was only 18 years old, He was the youngest of nine children, never spent a night away from home. And his mother held his photograph, opening the New York Times To see the killing has intensified along the road to peace There was a tall, thin boy with a whispy moustache disguised as an orthodox Jew On a crowded bus in Jerusalem, some had survived World War Two And the thunderous explosion blew out windows 200 yards away With more retribution and seventeen dead along the road to peace Now at King George Ave and Jaffa Road passengers boarded bus 14a In the aisle next to the driver Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) And the last thing that he said on earth is "God is great and God is good" And he blew them all to kingdom come upon the road to peace Now in response to this another kiss of death was visited upon Yasser Taha, Israel says is an Hamas senior militant And Israel sent four choppers in, flames engulfed, tears wide open And it killed his wife and his three year old child leaving only blackened skeletons It's found his toddlers bottle and a pair of small shoes and they waved them in front of the cameras But Israel says they did not know that his wife and child were in the car There are roadblocks everywhere and only suffering on TV Neither side will ever give up their smallest right along the road to peace Israel launched it's latest campaign against Hamas on Tuesday Two days later Hamas shot back and killed five Israeli soldiers So thousands dead and wounded on both sides most of them middle eastern civilians They fill the children full of hate to fight an old man's war and die upon the road to peace "And this is our land we will fight with all our force" say the Palastinians and the Jews Each side will cut off the hand of anyone who tries to stop the resistance If the right eye offends thee then you must pluck it out And Mahmoud Abbas said Sharon had been lost out along the road to peace Once Kissinger said "we have no friends, America only has interests" Now our president wants to be seen as a hero and he's hungry for re-election But Bush is reluctant to risk his future in the fear of his political failures So he plays chess at his desk and poses for the press 10,000 miles from the road to peace In the video that they found at the home of Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) He held a Kalashnikov rifle and he spoke with a voice like a boy He was an excellent student, he studied so hard, it was as if he had a future He told his mother that he had a test that day out along the road to peace The fundamentalist killing on both sides is standing in the path of peace But tell me why are we arming the Israeli army with guns and tanks and bullets? And if God is great and God is good why can’t he change the hearts of men? Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help Maybe God himself he needs all of our help Maybe God himself is lost and needs help He's out upon the road to peace Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help Maybe God himself he needs all of our help And he's lost upon the road to peace And he's lost upon the road to peace Out upon the road to peace. Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards out today. You can here some tracks by checking out Tom's MySpace.
Tom Waits, lyrics, Road to Peace, m/a/z/eLabels: Lyrics, Music
Thursday, November 16, 2006
RHCP - Charlie
My heart Your skin This love I'm in We don't arrive, without a surprise You're right I'm wrong Be free Belong Intimate sight has come into the light
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Sunshine - Screeching Weasel
Well, it might seem like we're not the ones to tell you, But who's in charge of your destiny, Some dumb fucker or is it? You know it's not what's in between your legs, but what's inside your head that counts. You say you're worthless, But i see through the bullshit - I see through the bullshit. We're not helpless; you can stand on your own two feet, So why do you let yourself be treated like a fucking piece of meat? You call it life, I call it rape, I call it prostitution, I don't know why you hate yourself, 'cos you're not ugly at all. So let the sunshine in, and chase away your blues, 'cos smilers never lose, and frowners never win. So let the sunshine in! I know it's fucking hard, but now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in. And when you feel fucked up, yeah, life is in the gutter; Think about it for a minute, It's what you say that matters. Don't call it life, just call it rape, just call it prostitution, And you won't have to hate yourself, 'cos you know you're a beautiful person. Let the sunshine in, and chase away your blues, 'cos smilers never lose, and frowners never win. So let the sunshine in! I know it's fucking hard, But now it's time to try to start to let the sunshine in. The sun's gonna shine on you, The sun's gonna shine on you, The sun's gonna shine on you, So let the sunshine, let the sunshine through! The sun's gonna shine on you, The sun's gonna shine on you, The sun's gonna shine on you, So let the sunshine, let the sunshine, you gotta let the sunshine, Let the sunshine, let the sunshine, let the sunshine, let the sunshine, Let the sunshine, let the sunshine, let the sunshine through!
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Virginia Avenue - Tom Waits
Well, I'm walking on down Virginia Avenue Trying to find somebody to tell my troubles to. Harold's Club is closing, and everybody's going on home: What's a poor boy to do?
I'll just get on back into my short, make it back to the fort Sleep off all the crazy lizards inside of my brain. There's got to be some place that's better than this This life I'm leading's driving me insane
And let me tell you I'm dreaming...
Let me tell you that I'm dreaming to the twilight, this town has got me down. I've seen all the highlights, I've been walking all around I won't make a fuss, I'll take a Greyhound bus, carry me away from here: Tell me, what have I got to lose?
'Cause I'm walking on down Columbus Avenue The bars are all closing, 'cause it's quarter to two Every town I go to is like a lock without a key Those I leave behind are catching up on me, Let me tell you they're catching up on me, they're catching up on me Catching up on me, catching up on me, catching up on me.
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Friday, August 04, 2006
Ozium
I'm up to my brain in the mire of an ancient swamp Pteranadon smiles at me and flies up to god Baby let me drink deep from your globes of reality Writhe your naked ass to the mindless groove
Baby give your tongue a taste and follow me up to my room The bullgod has your head, and baby that's just fine Now it is time, we became the mighty cell Wrap those hungry jacks to the mindless groove
They say we've got a lifetime, but we know that ain't true I will not be denied, I will not be denied
The faster you gyrate the faster we'll be there
Arms up overhead, a goddess in the ancient song Work that mighty world to the mindless groove
They say we've got a lifetime, but we know that ain't true I will not be denied, I will not be denied They say we've got a lifetime, but we know that ain't true I will not be denied, I will not be denied - Monster Magnet
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
The More Things Change...
It all seemed so idiotic all the accusations of unpatriotic The fall we'll always remember, capitulating silence election November before the winter of the long hot summer Somewhere in the desert we raised the oil pressure and waited for the weather to get much better for the new wind to blow in the storm We tried to remember the history in the region the French foreign legion, Imperialism, Peter O'Toole and hate the Ayatollah were all we learned in school Not that we gave Hussein five billion Not of our new bed partner the Syrian and of course no mention of the Palestine situation It was amazing how they steamrolled They said eighty percent approval but there was no one that I knew polled No one had a reason for being in the Gulf We waited for congress to speak up illegal build up But no one would wake up Our representatives were Milli Vanilli's for corporate Dallas Cowboy Beverly Hillbillies With perfect timing the politicians rhyming their sentiments so nicely oil gold and sand my sediments precisely.... We regretfully support the lunacy I'm afraid there is no time for more scrutiny National unity preserve our community Teflon election opportunities were in profundant abundance
On January second the Bush administration announced a recession had stricken the Nation the highest quarterly earnings in ten years were posted by Chevron Meanwhile a budget was placed in our hands as the deadline in the sand came to an end so much for the peace dividend one billion a day is what we spent and our grandchildren will pay for it 'til the end When schools are unfunded and kids don't get their diplomas they get used for gun boat diplomacy disproportionately black or brown we see bullet catchers for the slave master
Then the conservatives called up reservists to active service left families nervous but more importantly broke nine hundred a month but the check came late, army red tape you see, this golden opportunity We watched the tube and read the newspaper The propaganda of the gas masked raper was the proper slander to whip up the hatred
The stage was lit and the lights were all faded The pilots in night vision goggles Kuwaited and generals masturbated 'til the fifteenth two days later they invaded Not a single t.v. station expressed dissension or hardly made mention to the censorship of information from our kinder and gentler nation blinder and mentaler retardation DISORIENTATION The pilots said their bombs lit Baghdad like a Christmas tree It was the Christian thing to do you see they didn't mention any casualties no distinction between the real and the proxy only football analogies
We saw the bomb hole We watched the Super Bowl We saw the scud missile We watched Bud commercials We saw the yellow ribbons Saw pilots in prison We never saw films of the dead...at eleven Angela Davis addressed the spectators and shouting above a rumbling generator said if they insist on bringing us down then let's shut the whole country down Marching through the downtown A hundred thousand became participants and we heard the drums of millions off in the distance rushing through the cities some of them did things that weren't so pretty most were there for primal scream therapy news men concentrated on the negative liked the jingoists more peaceful protesters ended up on the cutting room floor Nintendo casualties of the ratings war More bombs dropped than in World War II on in both Asian invasions, new world order persuasion, Business as usual for our nation Could you imagine a hundred fifty thousand dead, the city of Stockton coffins locked in when we clocked in...not to mention civilians The loss of life on both sides pushed the limits of resilience The scent of blood in our nostrils fuel of the fossil land of apostle The blackness that covered the sky was not the only thing that brought a tear to the eye or the taste of anger to the tongues of those too young to remember Vietnam
Is heroin better in a veteran's mind than the memory of the dying laying in a line Is it the smell or the shadows heaving and weeping that keeps the soldier from sleeping as he sings the orphan's lullaby When the soldiers put down their bayonets the strings are chained to the marionettes Emir of Kuwait gets back in his jet we replace the dead with new cadets will we hate those who did the shelling or will we hate those who weren't willing to do the killing when the leaders of the bald eagles come home to roost will we sing a song of praise and indebtedness for our deliverance from evil or will we sing a song of sadness for the dreaded debt this mess delivered us PEOPLE. - The Winter of the Long Hot Summer by Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
Labels: Lyrics, Music, Politics
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Pills I Took
Well, I've been awake for eight days straight Well, it must've been them pills I took. I been twitchin' an' turnin' an' seein' visions It must've been them pills I took.
Well, I don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em, But they sure did make me feel good. They kept my heart from feelin' blue, An' kept my thoughts away from you.
Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls: Well, it must've been them pills I took. Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin' It must've been them pills I took.
I've lied an' I've stole an' I ain't fuckin' jokin' It must've been them pills I took. Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin' It must've been them pills I took.
I still don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em, But they sure did make me feel good. They kept my heart from feelin' blue, An' kept my thoughts away from you. - Hank Williams III
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Handbags & Gladrags
Ever seen a blind man cross the road? trying to make the other side Ever seen a young girl growing old? trying to make herself a bride
So what becomes of you my love When they have finally stripped you of The handbags and the gladrags That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you
Once I was a young man And all I thought I had to do was smile well You are still a young girl And you've bourne everything in style
So once you think you're in you're out 'Cause you don't mean a single thing without The handbags and the gladrags That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you
Sing a song of six-pence for your sake And drink a bottle full of rye Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake And bake 'em all in a pie
They told me you missed school today So what I suggest you just throw them all away The handbags and the gladrags That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you
They told me you missed school today So what I suggest you just throw them all away The handbags and the gladrags That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you
Labels: Lyrics, Music, TV
Friday, December 16, 2005
Return to Oz - Scissor Sisters
There once was a man Who had a little too much Time on his hands He never stopped to think That he was getting older When his night came to an end He tried to grasp for his last friend And pretend That he could wish himself health On a four-leaf clover
He said is this the return to Oz? The grass is dead The gold is brown And the sky has claws There's a wind-up man Walking round and round What once was Emerald City's Now a crystal town.
It's three o'clock in the morning You get a phone call From the queen with a hundred heads She says they're all dead She tried the last one on It couldn't speak, fell off And now she just wanders the halls Thinking nothing Thinking nothing at all.
She says is this the return to Oz? The grass is dead The gold is brown And the sky has claws There's a wind-up man Walking round and round What once was Emerald City's Now a crystal town.
The wheelies are cutting pavement And the Skeksis at the rave meant To hide deep inside Their sunken faces And their wild rolling eyes But their callous words reveal That they can no longer feel Love or sex appeal The patchwork girl has come to cinch the deal.
To return to Oz We've fled the world With smiles and clenching jaws Please help me friend from coming down I've lost my place now and it can't be found Is this the return to Oz? The grass is dead The gold is brown And the sky has claws There's a wind-up man Walking round and round What once was Emerald City's Now a crystal town.
Hopelessly addicted to this song...the whole album really.
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Portland, Oregon
Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz If that ain't love then tell me what is Well I lost my heart it didn't take no time But that ain't all
I lost my mind in Oregon In a booth in the corner with the lights down low I was movin' in fast she was takin' it slow Well I looked at him and caught him lookin' at me I knew right then we were playin' free in Oregon
Next day we knew last night got drunk But we loved enough for the both of us In the morning when the night had sobered up It was much too late for the both of us in Oregon
Well sloe gin fizz works might fast When you drink it by the pitcher and not by the glass Hey bartender before you close Pour us one more drink and a pitcher to go - Loretta Lynn/Jack White
Labels: Lyrics, Music, Portland
Saturday, December 25, 2004
Alfie The Christmas Tree
Did you ever hear the story of the Christmas Tree who just didn't want to change the show He liked living in the woods and playing with squirrels He liked icicles and snow.
He liked wolves and eagles and grizzly bears and critters and creatures that crawled Why bugs were some of his very best friends Spiders and ants and all.
Now that's not to say that he ever looked down on the vision of twinkling lights Or on mirrored bubbles and peppermint canes And a thousand other delights.
And he often had dreams of tiny reindeer and a jolly old man and a sleigh full of toys and presents and wonderful things And the story of Christmas Day.
Oh, Alfie believed in Christmas all right He was full of Christmas cheer All of each and every day and all throughout the year.
To him it was more than a special time much more than a special day It was more than a beautiful story It was a special kind of way.
You see, some folks have never heard a jingle bell ring And they've never heard of Santa Claus They've never heard the story of the son of God And that made Alfie pause.
Did that mean that they'd never know of peace on earth or the brotherhood of man Or know how to love, or know how to give If they can't...no one can.
You see, life is a very special kind of thing not just for a chosen few But for each and every living breathing thing Not just me and you.
So in your Christmas prayers this year Alfie asked me if I'd ask you Say a prayer for the wind, and the water, and the wood And those who live there, too. - From John Denver & The Muppets: A Christmas Together.
An atheist who loves Christmas music. Who'd of thunk? Happy Holidays everybody, try and be good to each other.
Tags: Christmas, John Denver, Muppets, Alfie the Christmas Tree, Lyrics, m/a/z/eLabels: Christmas, Lyrics, Muppets, Music
Friday, December 24, 2004
The Closing Of The Year
If I cannot bring you comfort then at least I bring you hope for nothing is more precious than the time we have and so we all must learn from small misfortune count the blessings that are real let the bells ring out for Christmas at the closing of the year - From The Closing of the Year by Wendy & Lisa
Happy Holidays from m/a/z/e & Molliwogg.
Labels: Christmas, Lyrics, Music
Monday, December 20, 2004
MTV Get Off The Air!
"Dreams of world domination must be hard for MTV executives to avoid when they host a party at the Kremlin, with a Russian diva and Queen dueting on "We Will Rock You" and Russian soldiers performing a hip-hop dance routine.
MTV Networks will reach a milestone in February when the turn of a switch starts an MTV outlet in Africa, the company's 100th channel worldwide and first based on that continent." - Yahoo.
If African's didn't have enough to worry about with famine, A.I.D.S. and genocide, our friends at Viacom go push Vitamin MTV down their throats. Sort of ironic considering at first MTV wouldn't even play black videos. While I grudgingly admit to once working for the Muzak Mothership, it seems fitting to rehash this old Dead Kennedy's classic.
Fun Fun Fun In the fluffy chair Flame up the herb Woof down the beer
Hi I'm your video DJ I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go My job is to help destroy What's left of your imagination By feeding you endless doses Of sugar-coated mindless garbage So don't create Be sedate Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial If we have our way even you will believe This is the future of rock and roll
M.T.V.-GET OFF THE AIR!!!
How far will you go How low will you stoop To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill You've turned rock and roll rebellion Into Pat Boone sedation Making sure nothing's left to the imagination
M.T.V. Get off the M.T.V. Get off the M.T.V. Get off the air Get off the air
See the latest rejects from the muppet show Wag their tits and their dicks As they lip-synch on screen There's something I don't like About a band who always smiles Another tax write-off For some schmuck who doesn't care
M.T.V. Get off the air
And so it was Our beloved corporate gods Claimed they created rock video Allowing it to sink as low in one year As commercial TV has in 25 "It's the new frontier," they say It's wide open, anything can happen But you've got a lot of nerve To call yourself a pioneer When you're too god-damn conservative To take real chances.
Tin-eared Graph-paper brained accountants Instead of music fans Call all the shots at giant record companies now The lowest common denominator rules Forget honesty Forget creativity The dumbest buy the mostest That's the name of the game But sales are slumping And no one will say why Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?
M.T.V.--Get off the air! NOW! - MTV Get Off The Air by the Dead Kennedy's
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Feeling Christmas-y
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear Looked at his dog oh my God an ill reindeer But then I was illin because the man had a beard And a bag full of goodies 12 o'clock had neared So I turned my head a second and the man had gone But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn I picket the wallet up then I took a pause Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus" A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me
It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees Decorate the house with lights at night Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright In the fireplace is the yule log Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it It's Christmas time and we got the spirit Jack Frost chillin, the ???? out And that's what Christmas is all about The time is now, the place is here And the whole wide world is filled with cheer
My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman So open your eyes, lend us an ear We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! - Christmas in Hollis by Run D.M.C.
Labels: Christmas, Lyrics, Music
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Take it away Kermit
There's magic in the air this evening Magic in the air The world is at her best, you know When people love and care The promise of excitement is one the night will keep After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas The world has got a smile today The world has got a glow There's no such thing as strangers When a stranger says "Hello" And everyone is family, we're havin' so much fun After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas 'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous With a burst of pleasure we feel it all right It's a season when the saints can employ us To spread the news about peace and to keep love alive There's somethin' in the wind today that's good for everyone Yes, faith is our hearts today, we're shinin' like the sun And everyone can feel it, the feelin's runnin' deep After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas day
One More Sleep 'till Christmas as sung by Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Labels: Christmas, Lyrics, Muppets, Music
Saturday, December 06, 2003
Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear (as sung by Scooter & Fozzie)
I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear, Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear, Outrageous, Alarming, Courageous, Charming, Oh, who would think a boy and bear could be well accepted everywhere, It's just amazing how fair people can be, Seen at at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare, Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear, They'll love us, Fozzie: Won't they? They feed us, Fozzie: Don't they? Oh, who would think a boy and bear, Could be well accepted everywhere, It's just amazing how fair people can be, Oh who needs money, Fozzie: When we're funny! The great attraction everywhere will be Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear.
Labels: Lyrics, Muppets
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Thousands Are Sailing - The Pogues
The island it is silent now But the ghosts still haunt the waves And the torch lights up a famished man Who fortune could not save
Did you work upon the railroad Did you rid the streets of crime Were your dollars from the white house Were they from the five and dime
Did the old songs taunt or cheer you And did they still make you cry Did you count the months and years Or did your teardrops quickly dry
Ah, no, says he, 'twas not to be On a coffin ship I came here And I never even got so far That they could change my name
Thousands are sailing Across the western ocean To a land of opportunity That some of them will never see Fortune prevailing Across the western ocean Their bellies full Their spirits free They'll break the chains of poverty And they'll dance
In Manhattan's desert twilight In the death of afternoon We stepped hand in hand on Broadway Like the first man on the moon
And "The Blackbird" broke the silence As you whistled it so sweet And in Brendan Behan's footsteps I danced up and down the street
Then we said goodnight to Broadway Giving it our best regards Tipped our hats to Mister Cohen Dear old Times Square's favorite bard
Then we raised a glass to JFK And a dozen more besides When I got back to my empty room I suppose I must have cried
Thousands are sailing Again across the ocean Where the hand of opportunity Draws tickets in a lottery Postcards we're mailing Of sky-blue skies and oceans
From rooms the daylight never sees Where lights don't glow on Christmas trees And we danced to the music And we dance
Thousands are sailing Across the western ocean Where the hand of opportunity Draws tickets in a lottery Where e'er we go, we celebrate The land that makes us refugees From fear of Priests with empty plates From guilt and weeping effigies And we danced to the music And we dance
Labels: Lyrics, Music
Sunday, July 06, 2003
Cleveland, Ohio - Drew Carey
Look at me, I'm fifty-three A factory has got the best of me In Cleveland, Ohio Got a mortgage to pay, Got a lawn to mow In Cleveland, Ohio Jeans of blue, waist forty-two My baseball cap has Chief Wahoo In Cleveland, Ohio Humidity is up around 90 or so In Cleveland, Ohio And when my workday's through I barbeque Put the kids to bed and make love to you In Cleveland Ohio I was born there, I'll probably die there Hope it doesn't snow In Cleveland, Ohio
Labels: Cleveland, Lyrics, Music
Thursday, June 05, 2003
Cleveland, Ohio-Gadjits
I don't wanna stay here, I don't wanna stay, I'd rather be on the road with my band, makin' our way, Well it's been seven days and six shows, Before we got the shaft down in Cleveland, Ohio, Losing lots of money and we're losing our minds, We better get to the next show in plenty of time, On the road so long and the noise so loud, I'm missing all my friends that made me feel so proud.
Cleveland, Ohio, Well I been through states and this is one hell of a town, I'll stay awhile, while the drinks are free and that's good enough for me.
I really wanna play here, I wanna play this here guitar, You know I really want to stay here, I wanna show you what I'm all about, I want to rock and roll and drink 'til the break of dawn, I didn't drive a thousand miles to sulk and have no fun, Fuck that hotel room, I'll break the TV, We came here for music and when we get it, we're gonna leave.
Cleveland, Ohio, Well I been through the states and this is one hell of a town, I'll stay awhile, while the drinks are free and that's good enough for me.
Labels: Cleveland, Lyrics, Music
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Stuck in my head...
I come running to the shelter of the hangin' tree Down by where the creek runs dry How many boys have hung above me Leaving how many girls alone to cry Alone, alone, alone to cry
This cruel wind brings in one last storm I need the shelter of the hangin' tree Branches block drops of mornin' water claims of love are made Flash flood, eternal loveFlash flood, eternal flood Runnin', runnin', runnin' past that hangin' tree
I come runnin' to the shelter of the hangin' by where the creek runs wild Drenched by bad bad love Gonna hang myself out to dry Hang myself, hang myself, gonna hang myself out to dry Out to dry, hang 'em Part the red sea Part it and let me through - Hangin Tree by Green River
Labels: Lyrics, Music
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