Saturday, December 30, 2006
Spaced
Tim: Brian, did you notice that everything that transpired in those three films - and I mean everything - can be attributed to the actions of one very minor character?
Brian: Who?
Tim: The gunner on the Star Destroyer at the beginning of the first film.
Brian: How come?
Tim: Well. Hmmhmmhmm. Because, if the gunner had shot the pod that C-3P0 and R2 were in, they wouldn't have got to Tatooine, they wouldn't have met Luke, Luke wouldn't have met Ben, they wouldn't have met Han and Chewie, they wouldn't have rescued Princess Leia. None of it would have happened. (Spaced)
Long live British television.
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