My daughter has somehow managed to not only get me, but Molliwogg as well, irreversibly hooked on Invader Zim. The show has gone from minor annoyance to daily fix in the matter of a few months. Curses!
Anyway, here's some of the funnier quotes from the show.
Dib: What about his horrible green head?
Zim: INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY - it's a skin condition.
Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?
Zim: Yes.
Zim: At this very moment I'm in a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve.
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes, arm control nerve.
Dib: In my belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves.
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!
Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a PITIFUL FAILURE! Stupid, stinking humans!
Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Zim: Of course; they're right over there.
Ms. Bitters: Zim!
Zim: Sir!
Ms. Bitters: There's a pigeon on your head. You have headpigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the rest of the children.
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!
Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!
Zim: Don't worry, officer. You are in a filthy Earth brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There's a squid brain in your head!
Zim: [Mocking a kid hit by a kickball] Ow, my organs! Buahahaha. Inferior human organs!
[Zim gets hit by the ball]
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!
