Tuesday, January 31, 2006
The Vampire Party Goes Down
"Self-described vampire and Minnesota gubernatorial candidate Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey has been arrested on Indiana charges of stalking and escape.
Sharkey is wanted in Indianapolis on the charges on which bond has been set at $100,000, the Princeton (Minn.) Union-Eagle reported." - UPI
You know it's crap like this that keeps the Vampire Party from ever getting a foot in the door in traditional politics. (For those lacking a sense of humor, that is a joke.)
I've actually been accused of being a vampire before, I'll have to share that story sometime, it's pretty funny.
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