Wednesday, May 04, 2005
The Truth Was Out There
BEIJING (AFP) - Meng Zhaoguo, a rural worker from northeast China's Wuchang city, says he was 29 years old when he broke his marital vows for the first and only time -- with a female extraterrestrial of unusually robust build.
"She was three meters (10 feet) tall and had six fingers, but otherwise she looked completely like a human," he says of his close encounter with an alien species. "I told my wife all about it afterwards. She wasn't too angry." - Yahoo
Got busy with an alien and the wife didn't even mind. Let it never be said the Chinese aren't tolerant.
What's that you say? Tiananmen what?
Alrighty then, moving right along...
Meng's six-fingered one night stand brings up an interesting quirk in the space/time TV/syndication continuum. With syndication, your odds of being abducted by aliens while watching the X-Files has increased tenfold. Throw some recreational drugs into the mix and the odds double yet again. Yes kids, the truth is out there, and it's coming to get you.
Run like hell.
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