Monday, May 09, 2005
A Message From Our Sponsor
Buy the car. Buy the dream. Lather, rinse, repeat. To be a good citizen is to BE A GOOD CONSUMER. No more namby-pamby crap, we have a variety of PRODUCTS especially designed to fit every lifestyle. Don't watch commercials, BE THE COMMERCIALS. Four out of five dentists agree we have to jump start the economy. Recessions and economic growth are solely dependent on the consumer. It is your PATRIOTIC DUTY to shop accordingly. With ever-evolving TECHNOLOGY and fads, it really doesn't make sense to own anything anymore. RENT! LEASE! The auto manufacturers are doing their part by ensuring all vehicles manufactured after 1982 have an AVERAGE LIFESPAN of 43,000 miles. Technology is your friend. You need to KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES. Obtaining the proper products ensures a HAPPIER LIFE. Your job DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU SPEND. The pursuit of life, liberty and justice for all is paved by the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. A dollar spent is a dollar earned towards living the AMERICAN DREAM. Without spending there is CHAOS. In chaos there is no America.
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