Friday, April 22, 2005
Fornication Nation
Checked out goth night at Ember's this past Wednesday for the first time in about a year. One of the highlights was a couple having sex at one of the tables. Given my somewhat sordid sexual history I don't consider myself a prude by any stretch of the imagination. However if you're going to bump uglies in public, would it kill you to at least be attractive? A Renaissance Fair reject molesting a methed out hippie while blocking the view of the dancefloor is just icky. Still, it made for cheap entertainment while we provided play-by-play to the, er...action.
Boy Thing: I am Faustas, Elven lord. I have chosen you to receive my seed!
Girl Thing: Rainbows!
Boy Thing: Concentrate wench! We must practice the tantric ways of lore...dammit I'm sticking to the chair again.
Girl Thing: Rainbows!
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