Sunday, October 31, 2004
Meat Puppers

Halloween II - Samhain
Formulae ueteres exorsismorum et excommunicationum Strigas et fictos lupinam credere Metamorphoses lycanthropie Possunt inquam Daemon pellem lupinam Quodam cauae Arboris occultandum
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Metamorphoses lycanthropie Possunt inquam Metamorphoses lycanthropie Possunt inquam
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
What ever happened to that Danzig guy anyway?
And for something completely different, Vince Neil doing the chicken dance.
Happy Halloween.
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Squealer

Sunday, October 24, 2004
Ministry - The Fall
Take this invitation Bishops Queen to Pawn All of us were taken All that was is gone Of this information Shames us one and all Where's my compensation? Watching others fall Welcome to the fall Everything is useless Nothing works at all Nothing ever matters Welcome to the fall Welcome to the fall Welcome to the fall Welcome to the fall
Friday, October 22, 2004
Two Songs Same Emotions
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows that the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody talking to their pockets Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long stem rose Everybody knows Everybody knows that you love me baby Everybody knows that you really do Everybody knows that you've been faithful Ah give or take a night or two Everybody knows you've been discreet But there were so many people you just had to meet Without your clothes And everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows And everybody knows that it's now or never Everybody knows that it's me or you And everybody knows that you live forever Ah when you've done a line or two Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows And everybody knows that the Plague is coming Everybody knows that it's moving fast Everybody knows that the naked man and woman Are just a shining artifact of the past Everybody knows the scene is dead But there's gonna be a meter on your bed That will disclose What everybody knows And everybody knows that you're in trouble Everybody knows what you've been through From the bloody cross on top of Calvary To the beach of Malibu Everybody knows it's coming apart Take one last look at this Sacred Heart Before it blows And everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Oh everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows - Everybody Knows by Leonard Cohen
This feeling haunts me behind these eyes The shell seems so empty does anything live inside? I want to live I wish I was dead I don't even want to think I'm stuck here And I know it I don't want to see Make me close my eyes I want to live I wish I was dead I look in your eyes and see it's always this way Live the lie and take a dive just to make it die I've just got to close my eyes I've got to close my eyes I've got to close my eyes - What I See by Black Flag
And now I sleep on ladders so afraid I'll fall....
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Rama Lama Ding Dong

Saturday, October 16, 2004
Jaws

Prince Charming

What George Doesn't Know #6,258-Tao
When the Master governs, the people are hardly aware that he exists. Next best is a leader who is loved. Next, one who is feared. The worst is one who is despised.
If you don't trust the people, you make them untrustworthy.
The Master doesn't talk, he acts. When his work is done, the people say, "Amazing: we did it, all by ourselves!" - Chapter 17 (Interpreted) Tao Te Ching
Friday, October 15, 2004
Psst, Isn't That The King?

No Camping Allowed On 26

Thursday, October 14, 2004
Quoting King
"You can approach the act of writing with nervousness, excitement, hopefulness, or even despair-the sense that you can never completely put on page what's in your mind and heart. You can come to the act with your fists clenched and your eyes narrowed, ready to kick ass and take down names. You can come to it because you want a girl to marry you or because you want to change the world. Come to it any way but lightly. Let me say again: you must not come lightly to the blank page." - Stephen King from On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
Physics Geeks Gone Wild
In a scene straight out of Professor Terguson's class, an University of Louisiana physics professor went postal on his class.
""Then he told us if we got out of our seats he's gonna kill us. He went on the black board and wrote "911 now", so we were really in fear for our lives," Spears told KATC-TV.
Spears said Houston slapped a student and then told his class he was God." - Yahoo
What I would do to have video of that incident. Sadly though, the professor's rampage is only the second funniest news this week. Skookum Talk found this one earlier this week...
"Crystal Police Capt. Dave Oyaas said the bizarre string of events began when officers were called to a veterans hall Monday morning to find a man dressed as Elvis Presley apparently in convulsions.
When the officers approached, Oyaas said the man suddenly jumped up and yelled, ``Viva Las Vegas!'' before singing show tunes." - Skookum Talk
The incident deteriorated even further when a man dressed as one of the Blues Brothers stole the officers car and went for joyride turned high-speed chase.
And people think Oregonians are nuts.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
The Sweet Smell Of A Strike

Sunday, October 10, 2004
Christopher Reeve Dead?
According to Drudge.
"Nikki Finke in Los Angeles is reporting that actor Christopher Reeve is dead, according to sources close to the actor. He died suddenly Sunday. News of his death has not been reported publicly yet. His family will make an announcement Monday at the earliest. Reeve was just mentioned Friday in the second live presidential debate by John Kerry. Noting he was a friend of the paralysed Reeve, Kerry said he was in favor of further stem cell research because Reeve could walk again one day thanks to such science." - Drudge Report
That sucks.
Saturday, October 09, 2004
What the Hell Do I Call This Thing?

West Memphis Three Update
From the Arkansas Times:
"A woman who provided crucial testimony in the West Memphis 3 case now says her testimony was a complete fabrication.
Victoria (Vicki) Hutcheson says she was told what to say by West Memphis Police Department detectives, and that if she did not testify as instructed they could take her child away from her and implicate her in the slayings.
...
Mara Leveritt, a Times contributor and author of a book, "Devil's Knot," about the case, puts Hutcheson's significance this way: Hutcheson's interviews with police gave them a theory to build a case around. With that theory, and a confession from the 17-year-old Misskelley, whose IQ was subnormal, police had what they needed to arrest Damien Echols, 18, and Jason Baldwin, 16."
If you haven't heard of the West Memphis Three I encourage you to a) Watch the documentaries Paradise Lost and Paradise Lost 2: Revelations b) Read Devil's Knot c) visit the Free The West Memphis Three website d) all of the above. Three teenage boys (now men) were sentenced to prison (Misskelley & Baldwin to life, Echols to death) without any physical evidence used against them. Instead the prosecution built their case around the teens taste in clothing, the music they listened to and the testimony of people like Victoria Hutcheson. Like the popular bumpersticker says, "If you're not outraged, your not paying attention."
As of 06.02.04 DNA testing has finally been ordered by the court. It is the belief of many people, including myself, that the results of this testing will provide an a chance for justice in a case that as of yet has had no such opportunity. Three eight year old boys are dead. Three young men are in prison. Meanwhile the real killer(s) remain free.
"Could this have happened anywhere else? Yes. Look at Salem, the Third Reich, and McCarthyism. When fear and cynical leaders prevail, ordinary people do terrible things." - From my interview with Mara Leveritt, author of Devil's Knot.
Free The West Memphis Three.
Friday, October 08, 2004
Do Not Use Knife

The $84.00 Lie/FactCheck.org To The Rescue
President Bush himself would have qualified as a "small business owner" under the Republican definition, based on his 2001 federal income tax returns. He reported $84 of business income from his part ownership of a timber-growing enterprise. However, 99.99% of Bush's total income came from other sources that year. (Bush also qualified as a "small business owner" in 2000 based on $314 of "business income," but not in 2002 and 2003 when he reported his timber income as "royalties" on a different tax schedule.) - FactCheck.org
Subchapter S Smokescreen (Molliwogg)
According to W the rollback of tax cuts for Americans making over $200,000 a year would have a negative impact on job creation because of the huge number of Subchapter S small business, 900,000 was the figure Bush gave. Hmmm.
"The main advantage associated with the "S" Corporation is that the income passes through to the shareholders, thus avoiding the double taxation of a "C" Corporation. Subchapter S corporations are most appropriate for small business owners and entrepreneurs who want to be taxed as if they were sole proprietors or partners – again, this is a pass through tax structure, meaning you file profits and losses on your personal tax returns." legal-database.com
If a sole proprietor, partner, or S Corporation shareholder is making that much cash off his business then I say let 'em be taxed more.
Don't forgot the part about losses passing through too. Small businesses get to write off expenses like investment in equipment, leasing space, and the costs of paying employees. It is even possible to realize a substantial write off against other sources of personal income if the S Corporation is losing money.
The way I see it, the only time rolling back the tax cuts would affect the small business negatively is if the profit for any one of a possible 75 shareholders were to exceed $200,000 or their distribution combined with other sources of income were to exceed $200,000. So if the business is re-investing in itself, and thereby creating jobs, rather than distributing the profits to shareholders it would not create an undue tax burden on small businesses. If I am a mere simpleton who is missing something big in this equation, can someone please explain it to me?
Bush, Cheney, and friends think we are all simpletons and are trying to scare us into protecting tax cuts for the rich with smoke and mirrors. The wealthy can afford accountants and tax attorneys the rest of us can't to play hide and go seek with their money and avoid paying their fair share of taxes to begin with. Why should we protect further tax cuts in their favor?
Thursday, October 07, 2004
To Market, To Market

Darth Vader Mugs Pizza Dude
"That's according to Kissimmee, Fla., authorities, who reported over the weekend that a pizza deliveryman was nearly robbed by an imposing figure dressed as the "Star Wars" bad guy. ... The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun." - Faux News
Like son, like father I guess. Remember when Luke Skywalker attacked a guy in England earlier this year? Jedi's, they just don't make them like they used to.
Then there's these geeks...err, guys.
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Tentacle Turmoil
"Although the tree octopus is not officially listed on the Endangered Species List, we feel that it should be added since its numbers are at a critically low level for its breeding needs. The reasons for this dire situation include: decimation of habitat by logging and suburban encroachment; building of roads that cut off access to the water which it needs for spawning; predation by foreign species such as house cats; and booming populations of its natural predators, including the bald eagle and sasquatch." - Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Please friends, give until it hurts...then give some more.
Via Skookum Talk
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Think You're Having A Bad Day?
A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. - Reuters
Lighten up, you still have your penis. Well 50% of you anyway.
Monday, October 04, 2004
Current Vehicle Playlist
- Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
- Dandy Warhols - Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia (Q. How do you ignore the Dandy Warhols? A. Send them on tour in America.)
- Love & Rockets - Earth, Sun, Moon
- Rancid - ...And Out Come The Wolves
- Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hot
- Southern Culture On The Skids - Dirt Track Mind (This is Molliwogg's. Personally I can't stand them.)
- Extra Fancy - Sinnerman
- Everclear - Sparkle & Fade
- For The Masses - Various (Depeche Mode tribute)
- Devo - Greatest Hits
- Rap Comp - Various (Mostly old school Run D.M.C., with a little 3rd Bass and tracks off the Fear of a Black Hat soundtrack for good measure.)
- 80's Metal Comp - Various (Most of the usual suspects are accounted for; Anthrax, Motley, Iron Maiden, etc..)
- Stoney Comp - Various (Moby & Heather Nova covering Straight To Hell, Orchestral Floyd, Reznor/Bowie on Hurt, extended mixes of Nick Cave)
- The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Where'd You Go (CD Single. Purchased soley for TMMB's cover of the mighty mighty Van Halen's Ain't Talking About Love.)
- Megadeth - Hidden Treasures
- Bauhaus - 1979-1983 (Our top story tonight, Bela Lugosi is still dead.)
- Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting
- Marty Robbins - A Lifetime of Song (Again, Molliwogg's, although this one I like. The Hanging Tree is awesome.)
- Foetus - Gash
- Prince - The Hits (Disc One)
- Jane's Addiction - Ritual De Lo Habitual (Hovering around number five in the best albums of all-time.)
- Jingle Bell Swing - Various (This is one of those $4.99 albums you always see in the bins at Fred Meyer. Well worth the fiver for Art Carney's scat rendition of Twas The Night Before Christmas)
- Jingle Bell Rock - Various (Ditto on the $4.99. Contains the Ventures Sleigh Ride.)
- Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
- Rollins Band - The End Of Silence
- Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow (Noah, this is the lord. Riiiiiight.)
- Dandy Warhols - Come Down (Best heard high.)
Friday, October 01, 2004
PGE Park Art

Antonin Scalia:Swinger-At-Large.
But Scalia said his personal views on social issues have no bearing on his courtroom decisions.
"I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged," Scalia said. - The Harvard Crimson
Forgetting your personal morals and kinks (or lack thereof) for a moment, can you imagine getting hot and sweaty in this sea of flesh? Eww.
Eww. Eww. Eww.
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