Monday, November 15, 2004
Our Incontinent Ghost
We have a ghost. A ghost with a bladder control problem.
Don't believe me?
Consider the following...
- Our toilet flushes by itself. We actually consider this a good thing-if it is the ghost, at least he/she is making it to the toilet.
- We hear footsteps creaking up and down our stairs at random times. Again the hypothesis here is the ghost is making an attempt to get to the bathroom.
- In the middle of our kitchen floor a puddle of water appears about the same time every night. (Note: When the toilet flushes by itself, the puddle skips its near nightly appearance.)
- While the Germans may love David Hasselhoff, ghosts dig gangsta rap. If we leave Snoop Dogg in the stereo, even if its been turned off, odds are the stereo will turn itself on and start playing. (As I was writing this it happened again.) Ain't nothin' but a G thang baby.
- Our alarm clock has a tendency to set itself ahead or behind the actual time at will. We can only deduce the ghost is making an attempt to get a handle on the afore mentioned bladder control problem.
If you can explain the events listed here, I'd love to hear it. Who you going to call?
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