Tuesday, September 07, 2004
New Reality TV Show
Alan Keyes is at it again.
"So, yes, I did respond quite logically -- you'll see it's quite logical, right -- with the conclusion that Christ would not vote for Barack Obama, because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved." - NBC5
I admit I had doubts Keyes would be able to follow up calling Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter a "selfish hedonist." I was wrong. If he can keep up this pace, Keyes will soon stand by Ann Coulter's side as reigning king and queen of Reich Wing Comedy.
If only the networks would realize the comedy gold mine goose-stepping its way right under their noses. Conservatives in this country would have you believe the television belongs to the liberal elite. What better way to shut them up than to give them their own television show? Imagine...Karly's Angels.
Ann Coulter, Allen Keyes and Rush Limbaugh scampering about in slinky outfits, kicking ass in the name of the GOP. Much like the current president, the Angels would take orders from Karl Rove starring as the most lovable Nazi since Col. Klink, Karly. Each week they could launch another smear campaign against the Liberal Menace.
Potential episode titles include:
Did I mention it's a reality show?
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