Saturday, September 25, 2004
Fun With Christians
Ever fearful of the "Homosexual Agenda," the American Family Association is calling for a boycott of Procter & Gamble...
"To our knowledge, Procter & Gamble is the first company to support the political agenda of the homosexual movement.
While not explicitly saying so in their public announcement supporting the repeal, P&G clearly showed their support for homosexual marriage. P&G said they "will not tolerate discrimination [against homosexuals] in any form, against anyone, for any reason." To keep homosexuals from being legally married is discrimination for good reason, which P&G says they will not tolerate. Taking them at their word, P&G supports homosexual marriage. "
That's right folks, every time you wash your clothes in Tide, brush your teeth with Crest, or change your baby's Pampers you're really saying, "We're here! We're queer! We're coming to the Midwest to push our homosexual agenda into your homes and schools! We'll queer you and your little dog too!"
Never let it be said the AMA aren't good for a few yuks. These are the same cats boycotting Disney, and have current action alerts against Guess Jeans, the US Patent Office, McDonald's and Skechers. They even have a beef with Bill O'Reilly for-get this-being too tolerant.
The AMA has surpassed the rest of the Christian Right in regards to comic relief. The absurdity is laid on so thick it's hard to imagine anyone taking them seriously, and yet there are people out there who do. Think about that for a minute, there are thousands of Americans across the country buying into this shit. How many of them are registered gun owners?
Suddenly, it's not so funny anymore.
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