Monday, June 28, 2004
Froggy-style
An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog.
The Iranian daily Etemaad says the creature is believed to have grown from larva to an adult frog inside her body.
While it is unclear how this could have happened, the paper carries quotes from medical experts who say there are human characteristics to the animal. - BBC News
The race is on to get a comment from Miss Piggy, while the whereabouts of Kermit the Frog are currently unknown. Pundits are already speculating on the effects this will have on Kermit's senate run in Illinois. After Jack Ryan's much publicized cravings for a little exhibitionist 69 with Seven of Nine, the republican party had high hopes on the frog to steer the election away from scandal. While an illegitimate tadpole is damaging enough, fathering said tadpole in one of the notorious "Axis of Evil" countries may prove too scandalous even by Illinois standards. We'll be following this one closely.
- Speaking of puppets, congratulations to the Iraqi's on their new puppet government. Enjoy that sovereignty kids, and please, pay no mind to the 100,000 plus troops "exchange students" hanging about.
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