Friday, April 16, 2004
Fear of a Black Hat Quotes
Ice Cold: Right, but see actually that shit was supposed to be NWH: Fear of a Black Hat, then subtitled Don't Shoot Until You See The Whites.
Nina Blackburn: Of their eyes?
Ice Cold: Who's eyes?
Nina Blackburn: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.
Ice Cold: Nah, don't shoot until you see the whites, period, that's it, end of story.
Nina Blackburn: Are all these weapons registered with the state?
Tasty Taste: The state of siege, heh heh!
Nina Blackburn: What, if any, is the difference between a hoe and a bitch?
Tone Def: A hoe fucks EVERYBODY.
Ice Cold: Right, but a bitch fucks everybody BUT YOU.
Tone Def: When you take that bus, you get there.
Tasty Taste: We anti violent, anyone says different, I'll bust a cap in their ass.
Nina Blackburn: So, what's the deal about the hats?
Ice Cold: Shit, the hats're what it's all about! See, back when we was still slaves, the white man made the black man work in the fields. Heads totally exposed to the sun. So when the slaves got back from the fields, they was too tired to fight the white man. So what we're sayin' now is: Yo, we got some hats now muh-fuckas!
Tasty Taste: And we ain't too tired to bust a cap in yo' ass!
Personally, I think Fear of a Black Hat is even better than Spinal Tap. I've seen this movie dozens of times and I still laugh myself to tears every time.
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