Thursday, February 12, 2004
St. Johns Uber Alles
Thanks to Jack Bog's Blog, I now know I live in the pimple on Portland's backside-at least according to Renee Mitchell of the Oregonian. Mitchell quickly retracted the statement after being bombarded by irate pimple denizens. Personally I like St. Johns, ass acne and all. From where I sit I can see the St. John's Bridge, arguably the coolest bridge in P-town. After 10 years in NW Portland (which must be the lower back or elbow of Portland according to Mitchell's anatomy, the colon polyps according to mine) the change of pace is nice. I've traded scenery from yuppie fucks and boutiques to dilapidated buildings and an eclectic mix of Portlander's on the lower end of the ever-sliding economic scale. From annoying to ambience in one easy step. A pimple? Maybe. Just keep your Clearasil away from my neighborhood.
Labels: Portland, St Johns
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