Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Fuck Ashcroft
The case is part of "Operation Pipe Dreams," a national drug crackdown which Attorney General John Ashcroft said stretches from Pittsburgh to Phoenix to southern California.
Prosecutors said Chong sold bongs, pipes and other items used to smoke marijuana on a Web site from September 2001 to February 2003. The items were distributed to stores across the country, including several in western Pennsylvania, prosecutors said.-MSNBC
You know in high school I once made a pipe out of an apple maybe we should seize apple orchards. Better shut down all the toilet paper factories, and while your at it stop production on aluminum cans as well. Bin Laden is still on the run, but by god the world is going to be a safer place now that the government has reigned in the illicit activities of Tommy Chong. If only the president and his KKKlan could get the straws out of their noses and lobbyists out of their asses we could go after real criminals and terrorists instead of creating new ones at home. The DEA can kiss my Ashcroft.
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