Friday, April 25, 2003
Randomosity
Hangover-Nature's way of saying good morning.
T-shirt Idea: My President raped the economy and all I could steal was this lousy T-shirt.
Don't be unique, don't be special. Be proud to be normal. Courtesy of John, 1989's Boy of the Year. My man needs some appropriate superhero music to go with his powers of super-normality.
Everyone has seen this already haven't they? The only that that truly surprises me is he didn't eat it.
Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.
Yes, I spend entirely too much time on IMDB.
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